“A Dutch park near Amsterdam has installed a series of signs which point out the areas where gay men regularly have sex. Bosses in Slotervaart say it was easier to warn people where the gay sex takes place in the park, than try to stop it. While having sex in public is against the law — even in Holland — they say it has been going on at De Oeverlanden park for so long is has become tolerated. The park is said to be such a hotspot for gay sex that homosexuals from across the Netherlands and elsewhere in Europe go there to pick up sex partners. Now information signs now point out what can be expected in different zones so they are not taken by surprise, so to speak.” — Newslite.tv (UK)

It is always a little surprising to see a municipal authority act so reasonably toward sexual behavior. There must have been an internal study that said, “In the course of a year, we spend x amount on the harrassment of homosexuals. To put up a few signs will cost only a few percent of that, and it will placate the local parents too.” It’s a win-win strategy, and doubtless it will excite a good many voyeurs too. “Gay Sex Here” signs basically transform parts of the park into homosexual zoos. How long can it be before guides offer tours of the “homo zones” to prurient tourists? Or perhaps there will be horse-and-buggy rides, as there are in Central Park here in New York, during which you can be sure to glimpse some fisting in the cranberry bushes.

Of course, the damnable thing about sexuality is that, once you show it any tolerance, it will want to probe the limits. How much public gay sex can a community put up with? And do you think it would tolerate any other zones of perversion? Suppose bestialists get it into their heads to fondle their dogs or assault all the squirrels in a certain part of the park. Would the community respond by setting up “Animal Sex Here” signs? Could they conceivably put up “Kid Sex Here” signs by elementary schools or “Corpse Sex Here” signs over a graveyard?

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