1 Man, 1 Jar
Presumably you remember the notorious 2 Girls, 1 Cup video and the fad for reaction videos. There is now a new bit of repellent freakishness making the rounds and inciting reactions on YouTube. Warning: if you choose to view any of the following videos, you should be aware that they depict extreme acts of self-violence. Minors should not view them. Anyone faint of heart or weak of stomach should not view them. And they are definitely not safe for work — unless you work in, like, hell.
You might want to watch these videos before reading the rest of this post. You might not. Here goes:
Still here? Next you might want to read an interview with Alex, the “star” of these videos. Here is a generous excerpt:
Q. Who are you?
A. I’m just a manager, I’m married, and I’m not gay!
Q. I think the most asked question is, “Why didn’t you go to the hospital?”
A. I was afraid of what they might ask.
Q. So, are you married? Does your wife know.
A. I have been married 2 times. The first marriage lasted 7 years. The current marriage has lasted 11. I have two boys also, they are ages 5 and 17. And my family doesn’t know.
Q. How long have you been sticking things in your anus?
A. I’ve been doing this for 12 years, I am 40 now. I started with a coke bottle. I hope to get larger objects than even the jar in the video soon.
Q. So getting back to the hospital. Didn’t it hurt? Why didn’t you scream?
A. For three days it bleed. It hurt really bad for two weeks. I still have two shards of glass in my anus from it. I didn’t scream because I didn’t want my family to hear me. I was in pain. The new video is of me the day after cleaning it up in the shower.
Q. Is there anything else you would like people to know?
A. I uploaded this to let people know that sticking jars in your ass is dangerous. And because the video was really funny; well mostly because it’s funny. Oh, I don’t have scars on my ass. That was soap I used for lube.
I forgot. I prefer a glass jar because the dimension is constant. Plastic bottle (even full of water) no hard and this diameter may be various. This is important for measuring of record size.
In a way, Alex and his videos should not be so surprising. The tortures that he inflicts on himself can be matched in intensity by many different forms of self-injury, ranging from the “cut myself with razor blades” impulses of teenage girls to the “pound a nail through my penis” performances of Bob Flanagan, the “Super-Masochist.” Whether Alex’s behavior is sexual or asexual self-abuse is anybody’s guess. Though he focuses on his genitalia and anus, he seems less concerned with pleasure than with achieving some twisted Guinness World Record for penetrating himself.
Perhaps the more disturbing thing is the fact that Alex presents himself as a regular Joe. He’s a guy with a job, a wife, some kids. He comes home from work at night and experiments with various insane ways to plug the holes in the lower half of his body. Superficially, it’s a paradox: how can a normal guy do such abnormal things to himself? It calls to mind this fascinating case report of a man who amputated his own nipples and penis — but “stumped” doctors by otherwise offering no psychological irregularities. Evidently Alex is a similar guy.
Which do you think is freakier — the fact that Alex penetrates himself with these objects? The fact that he appears to be a “normal” guy who penetrates himself while his family is in the next room? The fact that he finds the video of a jar exploding in his anus “funny?”
what a stupid cunt, come into the place i work at and i will hook you up with dildo’s , dongs, butt plugs, latex ,silicon, rubber, hard plastic all colors all shapes from the light anal tickler to the exxxxxxreme two meter black hard plastic molded fist that is 30 cm all around, i can hook you up with instructional books on safe anal play, and even water based self heating glow in the dark lube.
he should have stuck with coke bottles.
jesus and he still has two pieces of glass in his rectum.
oh well at least he still has his dignity …..oh wait that’s gone to since he posted his butt play on the net.
#1 This guy is nuts for using a regular glass jar for anal inserting. he should have used Pyrex type glass dildos or acrylic dildos if he wanted something that smooth and clear. What he did could easily have became Partinitus (sp?) which could have killed him within hours!
#2 Soap does NOT make good lube unless you want the burning sensation from the cleaning agents in it.
#3 I am not even going to comment on the screwdriver vid as I have NO IDEA how he got it in!
Other than those three things which I find Disturbingly dangerous, I know of hundreds of masochists who are into body modifications. Everything from silicone injections of the penis and scrotum to the point where it is impossible to hide, to literally skinning their own penis because they want a bigger circumcision scar. I myself am a pumper using vacuum pressure to expand my penis and testicles. I say if someone wants to modify their own body and it is done in a sanitary and fairly safe way (I know you can’t be 100% sanitary anywhere including hospitals) then let them do what they want.
The videos are fake, don’t get your anus all bent out of shape.
Proof?
What proof you need else?
been there, done that, bought the shirt. If he had built up to it, he wouldn’t've flattened his dick w/ the screwdriver. and yeah, soap does not equal lube.
I don’t know, for me enough a soap.
I’ve cut myself enough times to know that that blood isn’t real. Blood has 1/4 the viscosity of water, but in this video it is thicker. It pools incorrectly, the color is too deep, and it doesn’t dangle upside like it starts to on his hand (yes, despite coagulation, which has very little effect outside the blood vessel).
Also, the compressive strength of glass is 50 MPa (15 times that of concrete). It would fail initially at a single point of concentrated strength, which would propagate and crack the jar into 2 or 3 large pieces, not shatter like a light bulb (dropped glasses shatter, but the distributed loading in the anus is very different than the momentum impulse force of a drop).
For a jar with a distributed pressure along the circumference of the glass, the glass would crack lengthwise along the circumference, causing it to buckle at that point. You’d be left with 2-4 large pieces, one of which attached to the base of the jar which would still be entact (as it resists purely compressive loads w/o bending moment stresses). I’ve run the finite element analysis in COSMOS.
Finally, to Alex, yours is the Quazi Moto of penises *yuck*.
wth, why would you even do that? it’s not funny, it’s horrible.
to guru guy:
Я нихрена не понÑл (don’t understand), кроме того, что Ñ‚Ñ‹, наверно, умный чувак (smart dude). Я бы даже Ñказал, Ñлишком умный. Ð’ÑÑ‘, что Ñ‚Ñ‹ тут напиÑал – полное дерьмо (full shit). It isn’t fake, it is my poor ass.
to guru guy:
oh, and look at this:
http://www.efukt.net/album.php?albumid=386
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