Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
“Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman… The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff’s office said.” — MSNBC (US)
“A current trope making the rounds,” a recent art review declared, “is that ‘pornography is the new rock and roll.’” It may well be true. No longer for loners in trenchcoats, pornography has become what rock music was a generation ago: a venue for the young and the rebellious and the hip to challenge society as it is imposed on them by their elders. Instead of dressing in louche clothes and chanting the lyrics of Rolling Stones tunes, today’s youth take off their clothes and make amateur porn. Maybe one day, just as the rock hits of yesteryear come to be played on “soft rock” radio stations, the porn films that define today will be broadcast to old folks nostalgic for the golden days of the early internet — the halcyon time when anyone could be a porn star.
One of the most fascinating trends to emerge in these glorious pioneer days of internet pornography is the rise of “fucking machines,” otherwise known as automated erotic stimulation devices. A generation ago, the vibrating dildo was about as sophisticated as a fucking machine got. Nowadays, there are all manner of crazy contraptions that you can see on web sites such as fuckingmachines.com or in books such as Timothy Archibald’s excellent Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews. Watching the participants in these films getting fucked by pimped-out drills and pistons, you get a taste of what your forefathers must have felt watching those first films of the Wright Brothers flying their airplanes.
It goes without saying that the increasing popularity of fucking machines will inspire all sorts of do-it-yourselfers to cobble together some experimental gizmos in their basements and garages. “Honey,” says the wife, “I think I’ll throw out that old blender…” To which the husband replies, “Hm, not so fast, sweetness, not so fast. You might could sit on that motor, dolly…” But hey, DIY guy, it’s worthwhile to put a little planning into your project. The blade on that blender? Take it off. Otherwise you may well end up like the unfortunate couple trying to make a sex toy out of a saber saw. Maybe the magician at the circus can saw a girl in half without drawing blood, but you shouldn’t expect such clean results at home, particularly when sawing through your lover’s genitalia.
Papa Darwin says “Make sure these two don’t try to breed! Natural selection demands it!”
As an old fart, I can only hope that you’re right about changing mores and morals, and that today’s amateur porn film isn’t tomorrow’s job or career or life busting mistake. It’s awfully hard to imagine Hillary Clinton getting to be Secretary of State and Senator if there had been a 20 person gang bang in her past. Youth always knows best, at least in it’s eyes, but it’s almost impossible to imagine someone digging themselves out of that kind of hole once they’re in it, and as we all know, stuff posted on the net NEVER goes away.
more of that d.i.y. magic… ;)
This seems to be in keeping with all our attempts at fixing our economy (file this under “news that relates to current events”).
Rather than buying a sex toying (and thus helping our troubled economy) this couple instead chose a “do it yourself” route and decided to make a sex toy themselves, keeping with a lot of advice/trends swirling about in which people are told (and thus, accordingly, behave) in more self sufficient ways. Like fixing up around your home, mending clothes and even growing some of your own food, these people have chosen to make their own sex toy. Since this led to disaster, hopefully they will instead turn around and stimulate the economy by buying (even at a higher cost) a powerful sex toy rather than trying to make their own.
all i can say is ouch i could have gotten them a 25% discount for a vibrator from the place i work at geeze 12.95 …..
About Sabre Saws, on that Wiki Link;
” It’s also an advantageous implement when cutting into tight crevices. ”
FFS! We shouldn’t laugh though …..
No, really …..
husk, but really we should laugh… ;)
and it’s so cool to see ladyc return !!!!! :)
thanks geekspace, i work at an adult shop now any body looking for 25% off their needs in oz just raise your hands…..
ladycara my parents are divorced it would be so hot sexy my father stop by the house one night after drinking walk in the bed room and see me on top of mother fucking the shit out of her better if my mother is all done up trashy garters nylons heels smoking a cigarett my cock up her asshole by the way do you sell black leather corsetts at your shop for mother
yeah and rubber or latex fists so she can put them up your anus with discount about $29.75 good value and yes we have a wide range of fantasy wear including latex or pvc corsets but for leather i suggest going to the house of fetish and getting her a custom job she is 600 kilos after all…..
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