“A fossil fish from Australia was one of the earliest known vertebrates to reproduce by fertilising eggs inside the female, a study suggests. Nature journal says the ancient fish was carrying a 5cm-long embryo. The fertilisation of eggs by sperm outside the mother’s body — external fertilisation — is thought to have evolved before copulation. The fossil suggests the fertilisation of eggs inside the female’s body evolved sooner than previously thought. ‘These (fish) show some of the earliest evidence for internal reproduction,’ Zerina Johanson, curator of fossil fish at London’s Natural History Museum (NHM), told BBC News… This specimen shows a modification of the pelvic fin on its belly. The authors of the Nature paper believe this structure, called a clasper, would have been used by the male to grip the female during mating. A similar organ is seen in modern sharks. ‘The clasper is an intermittent erectile organ that is inserted inside the female to transfer sperm,’ said co-author Dr John Long, a palaeontologist at Museum Victoria in Australia. In one type of placoderm called the ptyctodonts, this organ is covered in bone and hooked. ‘This new group… has more flexible claspers. In the Nature paper, we’re suggesting this is the beginning of erectile male fertilisation, because part of that organ has been taken over by soft cartilage,’ Dr Long explained.” — BBC (UK)

All that pleasure and ecstasy you’ve enjoyed in your life? Here is the fish you have to thank for it. Women should be doubly glad that this specimen won the rat race that is evolution. Sex wouldn’t be too pleasurable if the male creatures with bony and hooked penises had been the fittest to survive. Come to think of it, perhaps their injurious penises were the reason they died out. They couldn’t have gotten a lot of reproductive action from the women fish. (Actually, some of these sadistic sexual behaviors have survived in the animal kingdom.)

If scientists can find the “first animal that had sex,” you think they can find the first animal that perverted sex too? Doubtless that first animal was a man, since there is no perversion where there is no moral circumscription of behavior. Those admonitions about incest and bestiality in the books of the Old Testament paint a shadowy portrait of the ancient history of depravity. Perhaps there are other instances of kink somehow preserved in the fossil record — were any of the inhabitants of ancient Pompeii fucking animals or cadavers when the torrents of lava came to mummify them?

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