“A 58-year-old man from Tongshan, Jiangsu was taken to hospital for emergency rescue due to poisoning. The emergency treatments done by the doctor were ineffective. After careful examination, the doctor had a startling discovery. There was a sharp knife in the man’s body. The doctor took the knife out from transverse colon at lower right of abdomen through surgery. The dagger was 19 centimetres long! According to the doctor, the knife was pushed into the body from the anus. The doctor said the patient’s live was saved due to timely rescue and the knife did not hurt any crucial parts of the body. However intra-abdominal infection, AIDS, organ failure and other complications might occur to the man. The suicido’s nephew said that the man’s surname was Liu. His wife left him ten years ago and he had a 80-year-old mother and one teenage son. His lived a poor life and he had long been suffering from cholecystitis. He said that Liu committed suicide may be due to the hard life. According to the nephew, the surgery costs thousands, and he was busy raising money to pay the surgery bill.” — 39.net via Cinapig.com (China)

(Thanks to “Chris Finch” for the link.)

The original news story was posted on the Chinese news site 39.net. Anyone read Chinese? It would be interesting to know how faithful the translation that appears on cinapig.com is. There is a picture of the knife and an x-ray purporting to show it inside the man’s body — but somehow the x-ray doesn’t look right. Compare it to this x-ray of a vibrator caught in a woman’s anus, in which you can clearly make out the spine and the pelvis bones. The coordinates in the knife x-ray are much less clear, at least to an amateur. Any medical experts here?

All that being said, there is a copious medical literature about cases involving “rectal foreign bodies.” The dildo x-ray comes from an article stating that “most surgeons working in busy general hospitals will encounter such a patient at some point in his/her career.” The great bulk of these cases are masturbatory accidents, and you have to wonder whether the Chinese man was trying to kill himself or pleasure himself. After all, if he’d penetrated himself with a sharp knife, he’d have been bleeding all over the place. Clearly it was a dull knife that he stuck in his ass. Was he trying to kill himself really, really slowly? It’s hard not to think that his reasons for sticking the thing in his ass had less to do with suicide than with sodomy.

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