“A man remains in the Mercer County Jail on charges he performed a sex act on a lamb, which had to be euthanized. James Alan Stiver, age unavailable, of Sandy Lake, is jailed in lieu of $15,000 bond. He is accused of entering a barn without permission on Sandy Lake-Polk Road between 9 and 10 p.m. Jan. 11, where he attacked the animal, said state police in Mercer. The animal was severely injured. Stiver is charged with sexual intercourse with an animal, cruelty to animals and criminal trespass, state police said.” — Vindy.com (US)

There is an online petition demanding “full prosecution NO PLEA PLEASE!” for the lamb fucker. A follow-up story provided a few additional details. Evidently the lamb’s owner, thinking somebody was staying in the barn, had set up a baby monitor. She heard the lamb “making noise” and found the man doing something hideous to the animal. She called police, who noted that Stiver “smelled like alcohol and had blood on his clothing.”

Remember the recent masturbation story in which the police report was a marvel of detailed reportage? Unfortunately the public has yet to see such an in-depth description of this dirty deed. We know the guy was drinking, trespassing in a barn, and doing something sexual that could cause a lamb to bleed. But what exactly was he doing? Stretching an orifice a little? Beating the thing to death? Penetrating it with tools? Aiming to slit its throat at the moment of climax? Were the injuries really so bad that the animal had to be euthanized? Or was the owner so grossed out that she couldn’t bear to live with it anymore? (”Every time I pet my little lamb’s head, I’m going to think I feel sperm in her wool…”)

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