Comments on: Masturbation on the Morrison Bridge: 2008’s Best Police Report http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/ An Index to the Sordid and Depraved Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:18:54 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: jp boy http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29887 jp boy Thu, 21 May 2009 09:46:44 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29887 BTW he was the driver.. BTW he was the driver..

]]> By: jp boy http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29886 jp boy Thu, 21 May 2009 09:46:11 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29886 I was driving through a large Australian town once, in the middle of the road near the center of the town a group of aborigines were drinking on the grass divider one of them stood up and took out his hard cock, faced the oncoming traffic and wanked with abandon. It was very funny. More recently here in Japan (the home of fetish and pervesion), I was on a bus stopped at traffic lights, I looked down, the man in the car beside the bus had his cock out and was jerking off at a porn movie on the in-car DVD player. It is not really surprising for Japan though. I was driving through a large Australian town once, in the middle of the road near the center of the town a group of aborigines were drinking on the grass divider one of them stood up and took out his hard cock, faced the oncoming traffic and wanked with abandon. It was very funny.

More recently here in Japan (the home of fetish and pervesion), I was on a bus stopped at traffic lights, I looked down, the man in the car beside the bus had his cock out and was jerking off at a porn movie on the in-car DVD player. It is not really surprising for Japan though.

]]> By: Husk http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29525 Husk Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:17:00 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29525 I've just read that superb Police Report again. Cracked me up again! It's true though. " Detailed objectivity " is exactly what it calls for. I've had to compose such reports. Saves nonsense in court later. But, shit; That Officer made a great job of it. I wonder how many times he slapped his pen down and just laughed till his stomach hurt, as he wrote it, though?! I’ve just read that superb Police Report again. Cracked me up again!

It’s true though. ” Detailed objectivity ” is exactly what it calls for. I’ve had to compose such reports. Saves nonsense in court later.

But, shit; That Officer made a great job of it. I wonder how many times he slapped his pen down and just laughed till his stomach hurt, as he wrote it, though?!

]]> By: RandomChick http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29511 RandomChick Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:37:53 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29511 how come i've lived in portland my entire life and have managed to miss the mad masterbaters? probably too high on the beautiful portland weed... ah, yeah, that's it. how come i’ve lived in portland my entire life and have managed to miss the mad masterbaters? probably too high on the beautiful portland weed… ah, yeah, that’s it.

]]> By: geek space http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29507 geek space Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:16:08 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29507 jessica you should have whipped out your cell phone and captured some of that portland magic for us. :) james..well the condoms bit.ha ha...maybe they're realy praticing for when the get to have sex with a human.ha ha.. and i love the tone of the repeort too supervert. awesome post !!! :) jessica you should have whipped out your cell phone and captured some of that portland magic for us. :)

james..well the condoms bit.ha ha…maybe they’re realy praticing for when the get to have sex with a human.ha ha..

and i love the tone of the repeort too supervert.

awesome post !!! :)

]]> By: James http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29498 James Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:35:27 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29498 I love that people who bought the doll from Amazon also bought condoms. When having sex with fake Lindsey Lohan, have safe sex! I love that people who bought the doll from Amazon also bought condoms. When having sex with fake Lindsey Lohan, have safe sex!

]]> By: Jessica http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/comment-page-1/#comment-29497 Jessica Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:32:00 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2009/01/12/masturbation-on-the-morrison-bridge-2008s-best-police-report/#comment-29497 Hm, interesting. I just moved to Oregon and not too long ago, while in Portland, I saw a guy masturbating in broad daylight, on a busy day in the downtown area. He was near the lake view area, in view of some bridges. Heh, small world. Wish I could say he had a blow up Lindsay Lohan (or some other used up teen starlet) but he was going at it the old fashioned way. Hm, interesting. I just moved to Oregon and not too long ago, while in Portland, I saw a guy masturbating in broad daylight, on a busy day in the downtown area. He was near the lake view area, in view of some bridges.

Heh, small world. Wish I could say he had a blow up Lindsay Lohan (or some other used up teen starlet) but he was going at it the old fashioned way.

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