Comments on: Vicar Went To Hospital With Potato Stuck In Bottom http://pervscan.com/2008/12/09/vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/ An Index to the Sordid and Depraved Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:21:22 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Tony http://pervscan.com/2008/12/09/vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/comment-page-1/#comment-29337 Tony Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:56:52 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2008/12/09/vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#comment-29337 Reminds me of a story Two guys chatting on a beach 1st Harry how come you get all the girls? 2nd Well Joe I got a secret 1st ? 2nd I slip a potato down my swimming trunks and that really impresses the women. 1st OK I think I'll give that a go. Off he goes slips a potato down his trunks and parades along the beach. He's soon attracting stares but every time he approaches a girl she tells him to sling his hook. Later that day he meets Harry. 1st That was a stupid idea of yours 2nd why's that? 1st I spent all afternoon walking up and down the beach and not one girl wanted to talk to me 2nd I'm not surprised Joe, said his mate, you're supposed to put it down the front of your trunks. Reminds me of a story

Two guys chatting on a beach
1st Harry how come you get all the girls?
2nd Well Joe I got a secret
1st ?
2nd I slip a potato down my swimming trunks
and that really impresses the women.
1st OK I think I’ll give that a go.

Off he goes slips a potato down his trunks and parades along the beach. He’s soon attracting stares but every time he approaches a girl she tells him to sling his hook. Later that day he meets Harry.
1st That was a stupid idea of yours
2nd why’s that?
1st I spent all afternoon walking up and down
the beach and not one girl wanted to talk
to me
2nd I’m not surprised Joe, said his mate,
you’re supposed to put it down the front
of your trunks.

]]> By: Recluse http://pervscan.com/2008/12/09/vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/comment-page-1/#comment-29320 Recluse Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:58:53 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2008/12/09/vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#comment-29320 Jeez, one almost can't find the words to express one's feelings about this. One would like to know why they had to cut the vicar instead of just removing the potato in fragments though. Couldn't they just scoop out the spud with a melon baller? (Boy, that's another strange image isn't it? Did you hear the one about the vicar, the melon baller and the potato stuck up his ass?) If they had just published his name we could have taken up a collection and sent this poor man an extra large butt plug. Jeez, one almost can’t find the words to express one’s feelings about this.

One would like to know why they had to cut the vicar instead of just removing the potato in fragments though. Couldn’t they just scoop out the spud with a melon baller? (Boy, that’s another strange image isn’t it? Did you hear the one about the vicar, the melon baller and the potato stuck up his ass?)

If they had just published his name we could have taken up a collection and sent this poor man an extra large butt plug.

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