“Namibia has its share of strange happenings, such as some men being caught red-handed in acts of bestiality with goats or cows, but strangest of them all is the recent event in which a cow reportedly gave birth to a ‘human baby’ at a remote village in Caprivi… Theories abound but one that seems to prevail is that it might be a case of bestiality gone wrong, though scientifically-speaking it is impossible for a man to sire a calf. But as stranger than fiction as it may seem, the birth of the half-cow, half-human described by Masubia Chief Kisco Liswani III as having a human face and the tiny hands of a human baby with tiny fingers complete with fingernails occurred recently at Kabulabula… Immediately after being informed about the birth, the chief relayed this information to the regional police chief but until yesterday the police had not yet attempted to probe a potential case of bestiality or whatever might be the case, annoying the khuta in the process. Though the half-human, half-cow creature had bovine features, villagers are so convinced it was human that when it died they buried it at the local graveyard for humans. Since villagers are usually buried in rudimentary coffins fashioned from reeds, this creature was also buried in a ‘coffin’ made from this material abundant in that area, but it is not clear whether any local priest conducted the last rites with the Bible, as is normally the case. But the chief says the police together with his khuta should exhume this ‘body’ and get to the bottom of the saga, while Induna Ikosa who is also conducting a parallel probe has not ruled out the possibility of a case of bestiality gone terribly wrong, saying bestiality exists.” — NewEra.com (US)

This is what happens when modern media meets unmodern (to put it politely) cultures. Something freaky happens. It gets misinterpreted. The “news” floats up and out. The news outlets typically have more to gain by being entertaining than true — thus this article, while mentioning that it is impossible for a human to impregnate a cow, lays heavy emphasis on the bestiality angle.

Science is quite clear that this cannot be the result of bestiality. However, it’s entirely possible that something freakish was born. Not long ago there was the “alien” creature born from a cow. The pictures seem pretty convincing that some physical oddity briefly graced the face of the earth. The bestiality hypothesis is less convincing than the possibility that the oddity is nothing more than what it is — an oddity. Probably the cow with a human face was nothing more than that too. Last year there was a stillborn dog with a humanoid face too.

Interestingly, although science says it is impossible for a cow-fucker to impregnate a cow, science itself is able to do some inter-species gene splicing. To further stem-cell research, scientists recently wanted to create a human-animal embryo. One scientist admitted, “It does seem a little abhorrent at first analysis, but you have to understand we are using very, very little information from the cow in order to do this reprogramming idea. It’s not our intention to create any bizarre cow-human hybrid, we want to use those cells to understand how to make human stem cells better.” You can’t help but wonder, though, what might happen if this technology were to fall in the hands of perverts and bestialists….

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