Careworkers Allegedly Ordered To Masturbate Intellectually Impaired Clients
“Investigations are underway after a group of former support workers for intellectually impaired people say they were ordered to help those in their care to masturbate. New Zealand Care, the former employer of the six Nelson women concerned, has denied the allegations. One of the women is still employed by New Zealand Care. The women claim the orders were made during three staff training sessions over the past 18 months — the reason being that clients had the right to be masturbated and that should be done by the care giver. However, New Zealand Care says the women may have mistaken a general ethical discussion for orders. It was supposed to be that if a client required it, a sex worker could be hired, rather than for care workers to carry out masturbation of clients. New Zealand Care is investigating the allegations.” — 3News.co.nz (NZ)
You know that famous poem by Wallace Stevens, “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird?” This story about careworkers — er, carewankers? — invites three ways of looking at it. First, if your eyes just glance quickly over the headline, you might well misread it and think the workers were only ordered to “masturbate intellectually.” Second, you might well think, “Hell, if caregivers are giving out free handjobs, I might want to get myself committed to one of these homes.” Third, you might then look at a picture of one of the careworkers — and this will probably decide you to administer your self-pleasure yourself. That lady looks like she would tear your dick off.
Unlike the blackbird, though, none of these vantage points provide obvious subject matter for a poem. Anyone care to try, say, a sonnet or sestina? Or perhaps haiku would be better…
I need my paycheck
The disabled have needs too
I stroke the retard
Or if you prefer to have a more serious discussion about the sexual needs of the mentally disabled, you might have a look at the comments on the recent Medium Denies Oral Sex with Autistic Man.
We had the same discussion back in the 80’s when I worked at a hospital for long term care of dual diagnosis men. Since I was the lone male professional, the standing joke was that it was my responsibility to show the guys how to masturbate. Funny!(yeah. My boss at the time was a Reaganite Southern Baptist idiot.) If anyone had done the very thing that they were making jokes about he or she would have gone to jail for abuse of the disabled.
These are morons who took the joke seriously. Bed pan cleaners, bathers, labourers with no sense of humour at all.
lol
Carewankers, that’s classic! When I think of what Supervert said “this woman looks like she would tear your dick off”, the famous scene from “Porky’s Revenge” comes to mind.
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