Man Urinates On Dog After Owner Spurns Sex
“A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence. According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor. Police said the argument continued, and when the woman’s sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window.” — Associated Press (US)
(Thanks to “Chris Finch” for the link.)
Jesus, one minute you’re hanging out on a throw rug in the basement. Maybe you’re gnawing on a bone or you’re picking fleas out of your fur. The next minute some drunken idiot is pissing on you. For a shocked moment you’re not sure what’s going on. A bath? But wait — you’re a dog. You know that smell. If you could talk, you’d bark out something like, “What the fuck? You wig or something? I’m man’s best friend!” They don’t call it a dog’s life for nothing.
Evidently this is less a story about sex than about drink. It’s one thing to have blue balls when you’re all worked up and can’t get laid. It’s another thing to decide that peeing on a mutt is a good way of exacting revenge. If he were sober when pursuing this line of retribution, you might think that the guy knew that the reticent victim liked a good golden shower. “I’ll show her what she’s missing,” a sober guy might have thought. But a drunk? He was just pissing a stream of pure stupid anger out of his system.
Of course, this guy and his victim were roommates. Hopefully the dog went into his room and took a dump in his underwear drawer. That would put the dog ahead of the man in understanding the “eye for an eye” principle of retaliation.
The drunken sod is lucky that dog didn’t jump up and bite his dick off.
Which, in my opinion — being the animal lover that I am — he rightly deserved. Drunks can be such asses. Give me a pooch over a drunk whenever I’m up for some quality companionship.
couldn’t he have just shot himself in the arm… ;)
I heard a pun about this, someone said, ‘most men pee on the woman, not her dog’.
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