English Chaplain’s Blog Is Tasteless And Sick
“In an age where the majority strive for equality and acceptance in societies, it seems that some missed the message. The Reverend Peter Mullen serves in the Church of England and also serves as chaplain to the London Stock Exchange. In a recent post to his Internet blog, he said that all gay men should be forced to have tattoos that say ‘SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH’ on their backsides and ‘FELLATIO KILLS’ on their chins. Mullen also went on to write in his blog that gay pride parades should be banned because he considers them to be ‘obscene’ and that they will corrupt any youth that sees them. To defend himself from the immediate public backlash, Mullen said that what he had written was meant to be a ‘light-hearted joke.’ Not surprisingly, there have been numerous calls for him to resign both from his position at the Stock Exchange and from the Church.” — Elon.edu (US)
Evidently this brouhaha has caused Reverend Mullen to (finally?) censor himself. His entire blog, which was located at petermullen.typepad.com, is no longer available online. Fragments of the blog preserved at archive.org show that the Reverend is indeed fond of the, uh, “light-hearted joke.” For example, there was the post in which he spoke of Islam as “the bottoms-up chaps’ religion.” In another he laments: “Funny how words don’t mean anything any longer — or rather the people who use words.” Ouch. Perhaps the Reverend himself, trying to sweep beneath the carpet his proposal to tattoo homosexuals, is one of those folks who doesn’t mean anything.
If Reverend Mullen finds this sort of thing funny, perhaps we could all suggest a few other tattoos that might give him a belly laugh. For example, we might tattoo SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH on the penises of priests, since too often lately they seem to be putting their manly members into the buttholes of altar boys and the like. We could suggest some further variations on the pedo priest motif: COCK IN A FROCK… THE MOUTH THAT PRAYS IS THE MOUTH THAT MOLESTS… etc. And of course we could strike right to the heart of the matter. How about Reverend Mullen gets a tattoo on his forehead that says SELF-RIGHTEOUS IGNORANT BASTARD? That’s pretty funny, no?
Well, it made me laugh!
Christ almighty, what planet’s this idiot on? Hasn’t he caught up yet with the point that Everyone knows the guy screaming loudest about Gays being the devil incarnate are the ones who spend longest in a public loo?
The guy’s a screaming, lust drenched cock addict. Do the C of E have ‘Bishops’ ? If so, I’ll bet the very sight of one gives this dick a raging hard on.
He really should calm down and learn to accept his own (Homo) sexuality, before he gives himself a stroke.
Better he let some other guy give him one.
How many puns was that? LOL!
Is anyone else wondering why the London Stock Exchange has a chaplain? Is it a regular praise-the-lord type or is there a finance-specific definition I’m not familiar with?
I always find it funny how some people think just being around or seeing homosexuals will cause people to become homosexual. Like they have so little will or have such strong homosexual desires that one homosexual will open the floodgates.
Canterbury is under enormous pressure right now because of the ordination of the gay Bishop by the US diocese. He’s gonna try to let this go by under the radar, not because he agrees but because he doesn’t want half the parishes in England leaving the C of E to join a breakaway African movement run by a genocidal African Bishop, like so many of the US churches are doing. Canterbury quite honestly can’t afford this right now.
So, if anybody knows of a group that’s putting pressure on Rowan Williams to can this dick, please post a link. We can have this guy giving blow jobs on street corners if the pressure is placed in the right places. I hope someone in the gay community has gotten mad enough to do something. This shit needs to end.
Personally, I think we should wall off Greenland and dump absolutely everybody with even the slightest inclination to any sort of superstition there.
Honestly, as I much as it annoys me and I think its ridiculous, he has a right to say what he wants. Let all us pervs (and I’m gay, so if anyone would take offensive to this most its me) say we we want through freedom of speech, but really, should it only stop at us? If everyone like that could be wiped out the better, but that isnt realistic. He thinks its a joke? Let’s laugh at him, instead of with him. (And if anyone with a good 14″ cock wants to slip him one and see if he finds THAT funny be sure to share…)
FYI. word has it that this guy left his last parish under a cloud following a long and indiscreet affair with the wife of one of his flock. It’s just a rumour so I can’t link to it.
Haha. It does sound like a joke. Too bad it’s on him. xD Cuz he’s speaking like the incarnation of Hitler.
And in case he never got that far in the bible, the new testament said to forget most of what the old testament said was forbidden. As far as I’ve understood the only rules cristians are suposed to follow are the comandments. The rest is for Jews to follow.
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