Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale
“Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness… Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the ‘This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.’ Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: ‘Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!’ The political love doll’s suggested uses include: ‘Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,’ ‘Let her pound your gavel over and over,’ and ‘It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.’ In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. ‘This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.’” — TheFrisky.com (US)
(Thanks to “Chris Finch” for the link.)
The This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll product page offers a few further details. Curiously, it doesn’t list a price. If TopCo weren’t such an established business — the place has 1500 employees making sex toys in California and China — you’d be tempted to think the whole thing is a hoax.
It’s no joke, however, to consider how Sarah Palin has tapped into the national libido in a way that Geraldine Ferraro never managed. There are any number of photoshopped Palin nudies floating around the net. The query “Sarah Palin naked” currently returns 32,300 results on Google. Compare that to the number of search results for “John McCain naked” (452) and “Barack Obama naked” (592) and that pretty much tells you all you need to know.
Once you think about the matter, it’s surprising that prominent political figures aren’t more commonly the focal point of libidinal energies. J.G. Ballard wrote a scandalizing text titled “Why I Want to Fuck Ronald Reagan,” but it had nothing obvious to do with the stated topic. Monica Lewinsky showed the world that there are starfuckers who dig the presidential sweet meats. But how come there aren’t more varieties of political and presidential erotica? George Washington dildos (perhaps emblazoned with “George Washington Slept Here”), Abraham Lincoln ben wa balls, Franklin D. Roosevelt butt plugs… Hell, Obama is a handsome guy. Aren’t there women and gay men who would get off on a NOT Barack Obama Inflatable Guy Doll?
Well it can’t possibly be dumber than the original.
Point one:
http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2008/01/24/single-women-want-obama-naked.htm
Point two:
Hillary Clinton, though old and not even in the race anymore, has 7,690.
And hell, I’m a straight guy and I’d bone FDR or JFK.
Er, Sven, does not the fact that you’d have sex with men imply that you are not, indeed, entirely straight?
what i want to know is what the thing looks like when it’s taken out of the box, not many resemble their depiction of them on the outside, and to Krovas’s first comment, well put i’ve been wondering when people where going to notice that the real sarah has only air upstairs.
Krovas,
Well, I’m not claiming to be entirely straight, but I’m certainly not gay. I’ve never been seriously attracted to a guy or anything. I’d sleep with a president more for the bragging rights than the sex, I’m just saying some of them are actually pretty attractive, to boot.
thanks chris and supervert.what would i do with you two ??? :)
sven…also if you sleept with the pres you could sell the story for a nice amout of money not only giving you bragging rights but also allowing to have the money to uh, have un easier access to whatever you’re interested in sexually. ;)
Governor Sarah Palin has an 80% approval rating from her Alaskan constituents. She took on the corrupt politicians, including members of her own party, cut wasteful spending, and saved tax-payers a lot of money. If she is an ‘air-head’, then I say America needs more air-heads like her to fix the mess created by all those bozos in Washington, D.C.
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