“Young girls. A young boy. Cows! All of these were listed by authorities as the victims of alleged sexual assaults on which suspended Moorestown police Patrolman Robert Melia Jr. and his girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were indicted yesterday by a Burlington County grand jury… [The pair] were indicted together on 45 various charges of sexual assault involving three underaged females between June 2000 and January 2006, said Joel Bewley, Bernardi’s spokesman. Police were alerted to what was allegedly going on after one of the girls told her stepfather that Melia and Lewis had been assaulting her for years in Melia’s home. Using a search warrant, detectives found pornography on Melia’s computer. He was suspended as a cop, and he and Lewis were arrested. Then investigators heard about the cows. Animal cruelty charges were filed two weeks later… Melia alone was indicted on four counts of cruelty to animals in the fourth degree for the alleged fellatio with farm cows in 2006 in Southampton Township.” — Zwire (US)

Here is a photograph of Mr. Melia and here is one of Ms. Lewis. Weirdly, neither seems to have a chin. Mr. Melia’s dissolves into his neck, and Ms. Lewis’ gets lost in a roll of fat. Their faces make you recall those attempts by 19th century phrenologists to correlate the shape of a person’s cranium with tendencies to criminal behavior. Is this the face of a person inclined to perform a sex act on a cow?

Fellatio, of course, is oral stimulation of the penis, and a cow is a female creature, so you can presume that Mr. Melia was trying not to give but to receive. You might also presume that Ms. Lewis informed the police about these forays into animal cruelty. How else would the information have come to light? It’s unlikely that Mr. Melia would have incriminated himself, and the cows didn’t come forward to complain.

No one enjoys going to prison, but Mr. Melia will enjoy it even less than the average joe. Police officer, pedophile, pederast, bestialist — these are not the sort of tags you want to bring to jail with you. One is bad enough. Four of them? Mr. Melia may not have been consciously seeking to kill himself, but he pursued a suite of activities that will attract nothing good on his cell block. You’ve heard of suicide by cop? This is almost the opposite — a cop committing suicide through perversion.

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