“The Most Rev Peter Akinola, one of the most powerful figures in the Anglican Communion, has cited a man’s arrest for having sex with sheep as proof of Britain’s moral decline. Dr Akinola, the Primate of Nigeria and a leader of traditionalists worldwide, said the alleged offences of bestiality in south London showed how ’spiritual degradation’ was destroying the country’s soul. He also claimed the advent of civil partnerships for homosexual couples showed that politicians are ‘upturning the natural order’ and doing away with God and family life. Dr Akinola referred to the alleged farmyard sex crimes in an important speech to the General Synod of the Church of Nigeria, the 18 million-strong church’s governing body, last month. He said: ‘As a church we cannot but continue to decry the disturbing level of moral decadence and spiritual degradation eating deep into the soul of western societies. In the United Kingdom, all through Europe and in an ever-increasing number of states in America, legislators make laws to upturn the natural order and throw God away from the public domain. Marriage and family life as we know them in the word of God have been jettisoned. People of the same sex are legally permitted to marry… As if these are not bad enough, only last week the Tell magazine reported in its 36th edition on page 12 that a 27-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a sheep in Dulwich, south-east London.’ The incident to which Dr Akinola referred involved a man who lives in Dulwich being arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep at a farm in Bromley earlier this year. The attacks left two animals dead and several others traumatised.” — Telegraph (UK)

PervScan readers will recall the sheep-screwing incident which evidently marks the low point in the United Kingdom’s moral barometer. You would think that an occasional case of animal molestation wouldn’t herald the decadence of an entire nation, but evidently that is not how the Most Rev Peter Akinola thinks of the matter. For him, the very occurrence of such a heinous deed is like God’s voice booming out of the sky to tell us we’re all fuckin’ doomed. As its debauched inhabitants sodomize sheep, England will doubtless sink into the sea.

After all, it doesn’t have to be this way. Just look at Nigeria. Do guys fuck sheep in Nigeria? Sure they do — but Nigerians know that a few months in prison and 30 strokes of the cane will cure an animal fucker of his diseased lust. And shouldn’t England consider modeling itself on Nigeria in so many other ways? Rampant prostitution, the stoning of homosexuals, “genital theft” — the place is clearly a moral utopia. Then again, perhaps that is because Nigeria outsources its perversions to Europe the way an American company outsources its tech support to India. “Nigeria accounts for about 70 per cent of the estimated 70,000 girls trafficked from African countries… some other girls usually fall into the hands of perverts who subject them to sexual perversions such as masochism and making them sleep with dogs while they watch.” What better way to rid a land of perversion than to send its possible victims to other countries?

Of course, this isn’t even to mention all the spam that originates from Nigeria or the human-rights violations. Wouldn’t England do well to emulate these too?

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