“Scientists have found they can gauge how likely a woman is to experience an orgasm during sex, just by watching the way she walks. The length of your stride and the flexibility of your spine are give-aways to whether or not you have easy orgasms. Trained sexologists were 80pc accurate in a study of female university students when they watched video-tapes of the women walking. The tapes were rates by two professors of sexology and two research assistants trained in the functional-sexological approach to sexology. Students who took part completed a questionnaire on their sexual behaviour and then agreed to be videotaped from a distance while walking in a public place. The results showed that the appropriately trained sexologists were able to accurately tell how easily a woman reached orgasm in eight out of 10 cases. Further analysis revealed that the length of their stride and spinal flexibility was greater in the ‘vaginally orgasmic women’. ‘This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine,’ say the authors. The study in the current Journal of Sexual Medicine, was carried out by the University of West Scotland in collaboration with colleagues in Belgium. The authors concluded that the results provided some support for assumptions that there is a link between muscle block and sexual function. They hope the results could help to treat sexual dysfunction by incorporating the information into movement and breathing training for the condition.” — Herald (Ireland)

You can find the full text of the article “A Woman’s History of Vaginal Orgasm is Discernible from Her Walk” at the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Dr Petra Boynton, a noted sexologist, has written a substantial critique of the research on her blog. She points out, among other things, that the researchers may harbor a subtle bias, since one member of the team has previously published research claiming that “penis-vagina intercourse is 400% ‘better’ than other forms of sex and heterosexual sex is superior.” Surely any sharp-minded reader would like to know the criteria by which genital intercourse is deemed superior to, say, oral or anal. (Ok, Chris Finch, we know you like anal, we know…)

But let’s assume for a second that this research is one hundred percent accurate. Suppose you really can extrapolate from a woman’s walk whether or not she is capable of full-bore vaginal orgasms. What, then, are you supposed to do with this information? How is it meaningful or actionable? Should men spurn dates with women who don’t sport a hip-swinging strut? Would women begin to practice and imitate such gaits, the same as some now stuff their bras or get breast implants to enhance their appeal (er, to conform to the notion of appealingness that they inherit from the zeitgeist)? It’s all so ridiculous. Besides, relatively few guys would care if their female partners were capable of vaginal orgasms. Unfortunately, it’s their own orgasms they usually care most about.

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