“Bond was set at $700,000 for a suspected necrophiliac who is charged with having sex with the corpse of a 19-year-old murder victim… Douglas was indicted Monday for gross abuse of a corpse. He is accused of having sex with the body of murder victim Karen Range in the morgue — where Douglas worked as an attendant — hours after David Steffen killed her and nearly beheaded her with a paring knife. Douglas is accused of having sex with the woman’s uncleaned body after it had been stored in more refrigeration for four hours awaiting an autopsy the next day. ‘In a case like this, you are tempted to refer to (Douglas) as an animal but that really isn’t fair to animals. They don’t do things like this. He is one sick dude,’ Assistant Prosecutor Mark Piepmeier said after the brief arraignment… Piepmeier said officials believe Douglas had sex with more dead bodies and expect similar, additional charges in the future against Douglas. ‘Someone capable of what Mr. Douglas is charged with doing is capable of anything,’ Piepmeier. Douglas rarely spoke, only telling the judge his age, where he lived and that he’d recently lost his job… ‘There are no words to describe the disgust everyone associated with the case feels,’ Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said Monday as he outlined the twists in the bizarre case.” — (US)

(Thanks to Furpo for the link.)

Here is a picture of the victim, a young lady still wearing braces when she was brutally murdered by a “door-to-door soap salesman,” which must be one of the dumbest of dumb jobs a man can have. (Knock knock. “Hi, my name’s Dave. Do you scrub your crotch in the tub? Well, I have just the soap for you…” Cue sound of a door being slammed in somebody’s face.) And here is a picture of the perp. Maybe it’s just the mugshot, but he looks cadaverous himself. At least he’s not a Goth kid. The media will spare us all the hysterical crap about Marilyn Manson music transforming local teens into necrophiliac monsters.

To the casual observer, humping murder victims may sound like the extremest form of sloppy seconds, but evidently once you get started on this kick, it’s hard to turn away from the fresh supply of young meat. Mr. Douglas was a morgue attendant for about sixteen years, and authorities suspect there may be another half dozen bodies he spattered with his DNA sample. The local prosecutor intends to investigate. “There’s people who had loved ones in this county who deserve to know,” the prosecutor told the news. You have to wonder about that assumption, though. Suppose you buried a loved one a decade ago. You’ve come to terms with the death. You’ve accepted it and carried on with your life. Do you really want to know that some necro freak wiped his man-goo on your loved one’s body? Or would you prefer to carry on in blissful ignorance? It doesn’t seem like a tough choice. What does the knowledge do for you other than upset you and give you grounds for a spurious lawsuit?

Meanwhile the mother of the young victim — who had the tragic misfortune to discover her daughter’s murdered body — was reported to be “ecstatic at the news.” She told a reporter, “I am jumping for joy. I’m going out dancing tonight.” The reaction is hard to fathom. What’s she ecstatic about? Apparently there was some question about whether her daughter was a virgin when she died. Perhaps there were insinuations that she seduced her killer or something. All the same, the fact that a morgue attendant sexed up the girl’s cadaver doesn’t prove the daughter was virginal. And even if she was the Virgin Mary incarnate, how would the news that her body was defiled make you jump for joy? Maybe you’d have to live through what the mother endured to understand, but of course no one should have to undergo that. Let’s just pass over it in confused silence.

Finally, you always have to wonder what gets whispered in the hallways at gatherings of morgue attendants. In their drunkest moments, they must gaze knowingly at each other, shake their heads, and say, “Oh man, there was some trippy shit back at the morgue, trippy shit… You know what I’m talking about, right?” Or as the talkative mother of the young victim said to reporters, “Who’s going to rape a dead body? Well. A morgue attendant…”

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