“Lisa Bess could not figure out why the front door to her home on West Silver Springs Boulevard was locked and the key was missing Tuesday afternoon. She couldn’t figure out why her bathroom door was locked and water was running. She called the police. When Ocala police officers kicked open the door to her bathroom at about 5 p.m., she had her answer: A man had found the extra key outside, let himself in, picked out a new outfit of her clothes to wear and took a long hot shower. They found him sitting naked on the bathroom toilet. ‘There was still a stench of my body lotion; actually, water was still draining from the bathtub,’ Bess said. ‘And he was refusing to get off the toilet until he finished doing his business.’ Police arrested a man who later identified himself as Tom Wilkerson, 57, for trespassing… Bess believes he spent most of the day inside her home… ‘He went through all our clothes and picked out socks, some plaid shirts, a nice pair of black dress pants and my underwear,’ she said. ‘My neighbors said they saw him come and go to the store and smoke cigarettes outside on the porch, and they just thought he was a friend of mine…’ The time in the house gave him a chance to shower up, using Bess’ Victoria’s Secret lavender body wash, and shave. She could smell her body wash in the air and said there was still steam on the bathroom mirror. ‘He was perfectly clean cut when we saw him, but he was wearing our clothes,’ she said. ‘I couldn’t tell you what underwear he was wearing, but I don’t think I want to know…’ Bess said, other than the clothes he was wearing, Wilkerson took nothing else from the home. She said she won’t mind if she doesn’t get the clothes back. ‘It was scary, but it was so funny, too,’ she said. ‘I couldn’t be mad at him because I was laughing so hard.’” — Ocala.com (US)

Have you ever been possessed of that desire to see how the other half lives? To walk in somebody else’s shoes? To take a shower in somebody else’s bathroom, put on somebody else’s underwear, and take care of business on somebody else’s toilet? Evidently Mr Wilkerson knows the urge. Have a look at his picture. Can you imagine him lathering up with your body lotion? Hanging out in your bedroom? However creeped out she may have felt, Ms. Bess managed to see the absurdity in finding a stranger on her crapper. She laughed at him. Good for her. Most victims lose their sense of humor pretty quick.

Whether there is anything perverse about the whole episode is tough to say. The guy took a shit and a shower in somebody else’s house. He put on female clothes — perhaps he likes to cross-dress, or perhaps he’s just a nut job who would have put on whatever clothes he happened to find. If he’d broken into a hunting lodge, would cops have found him wrapped in a bear skin? Wearing antlers on his head? There’s not enough information on his mental state to have any idea what he was thinking. Did he jerk off in anyone’s underwear? Nobody’s saying — but then again, would it really be surprising if, in a few days, one of the residents finds a little crusty DNA in the crotch of her panties?

VideoBox

It's like the iTunes Music Store for Porn. Download unlimited high-quality video for only $9.95/month.