Man Arrested For Naked Vandalism Spree
“A Luzerne County man is behind bars in our area tonight. He reportedly went on a vandalism spree just outside of Lancaster. The bizarre part about the crime: the suspect was completely naked. Friday night, police arrested Nicholas Hadzick of Freeland. He’s accused of causing thousands of dollars in damage in West Lampeter Township. Investigators say Hadzick targeted the Willow Valley Resort and a near-by 24-hour grocery store. He was apparently drunk, and clearly naked at the time. It was business as usual at Darrenkamp’s Market on Sunday, following a most unusual Friday night. Around 11:30 p.m., employees say Hadzick walked into the store and went on a rampage. ‘He did quite a bit of damage to our store. Anything he could throw, he threw,’ said store manager Jeff Frymyer. Apparently, the suspect doesn’t turn 31 years old until May, which is why people were so surprised to see Hadzick in his birthday suit. ‘It was a shock to our team members,’ said Frymyer. Frymyer says Hadzick went on a supermarket sweep for about half an hour, though he didn’t buy anything. Instead, Hadzick flipped over a pizza oven, broke coolers, scales, and deli equipment. he caused thousands of dollars in damage. ‘Thank god no one got seriously hurt,’ said Frymyer. Workers and customers subdued the suspect until police arrived…. Hadzick is now behind bars on $200,000 bail. He faces numerous charges, including risking a catastrophe, open lewdness, and public drunkeness.” — WHTM (US)
There is nothing particularly perverse about this incident, and of course it’s wrong to go around vandalizing property that belongs to others. But once you’ve made those qualifications, it’s hard not to detect a certain gleeful brutality in the whole thing. It can be fun to destroy stuff, as anyone who’s ever played with a gun or a stick of dynamite knows. And to get naked while destroying stuff? Hey, that’s the only way to run amok. Tossing off your clothes is like freeing yourself of everything civilization ever imposed on you. “I’m an animal! A Norse God! A Destroyer of Things! Grrrr!”
Except for the hangover and the handcuffs, the guy probably felt great afterward. In fact, you can imagine a parallel world in which bored businessmen and bank executives leave off with their corporate retreats to go to exclusive hideaways where they can simulate this sort of behavior with impunity. Instead of staid golf courses there are little installations of seemingly drab suburban life — a convenience store, a bowling alley, a chain restaurant. The “tourists” drink up in some louche strip bar and then, when their inebriation hits critical mass, they’re given baseball bats, mallets, ball-peen hammers, maybe a flare gun or two. They can strip down, paint their bodies with war colors, run amok on simulation towns. Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Afterward they return to the strip bars to indulge in rape simulations.
Why not? Sex tourism is booming. Why not violence tourism too?
your page needs some violence tourism ads…. ;)
This guy seems to cover it all with his behavior; he expresses his entire id, with the sex and the violence. When I was a kid, I thought it was fun to destroy stuff, as I liked to do that a little when I could in abandoned buildings, thinking “No one needs it, I could tear this down”, and I liked to misbehave sometimes, even with destructive results. I remember in first grade, I carried a bag of water that was dripping water all over the staircase and hallways, and knocked over this bigass flowerpot! The principal was yelling at me, and I laughed so hard that my hips hurt! That was fun destruction, then. I also liked to get naked, as it was not something that I routinely did (except to take baths, and get chaged), and getting completely naked also had a certain beauty to it, a uniformity. I wonder exactly what this guy had in mind. He probably was drunk, frustrated, and wanted to stick it to The Man. He sounds like one crazy dude!
” anyone who’s ever played with a gun …”
Ouch! Sorry, ‘Vert. I don’t want to sound nit picky but, Please. Handling and firing guns can be teriffic Fun. Sure. Perfectly harmless fun too. But ” Play with ” a firearm? Of all the things one Should Not ‘play with’, a gun must be about top of the list, surely? (Ok. I’m just Programmed to think that way. But why not?)
Anyway, that aside? I just love the image of this guy, either determinedly and furiously, or even methodically taking all his clothes off. Then standing there, buck naked and swaying, as he belches and says to himself:
” Now then. Let’s get to it! ”
And runs out into the street.
LMFAO! :D
Right you are, Husk. One should never “play” with guns.
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