“Daniel D. Thompson’s business catered to Utah residents offended by something as racy as a PG-13 movie. Now the former film sanitizer is accused of a crime by Orem police that is far more salacious than any date movie. Thompson, 31, and Isaac R. Lifferth, 24, were arrested in Orem this week on suspicion of having sex with two 14-year-old girls. Orem police say the teenagers wanted to earn money to move out of their homes and offered sexual favors to men… the girls asked a 16-year-old friend to put them in touch with anyone who would pay for sex. The 16-year-old sent out text messages to several friends with the solicitation and Lifferth responded… Lifferth asked the girls to go with him to the Flix Club and perform oral sex on Thompson, the company’s co-owner… When the girls arrived at the Flix Club, Thompson accompanied them to the back of the store and asked if they were of legal age. The teens said they were 18, performed oral sex on Thompson and left the store with Lifferth, who paid them a total of $20 for the deed, the documents state.” — Salt Lake Tribune (US)

(Thanks for the link to Geekspace, who wrote: “think this is rather at home at pervscan. only in utah. again.”)

At first blush this wasn’t such an interesting story. It seemed like just another episode in which some do-gooder hypocrite was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Such tales have become so common that a truly right-minded person would have to give second thought to undertaking any formal religious education. Becoming a priest, rabbi, or imam is practically a sure way nowadays to end up committing a sex crime.

But you haven’t heard the whole story yet. This is where it gets even more interesting:

Thompson formerly operated Clean Flix — a business in Orem that edited feature films to remove or alter conduct deemed inappropriate for children or discriminating movie-goers. The store closed in December after threats of legal action from Hollywood studios.

The booking documents state Thompson told the 14-year-olds that his film sanitizing business was a cover for a pornography studio. He asked the girls if they would participate in making a porn movie, but they refused, the documents state.

Police found a “large quantity” of pornographic movies inside the business, along with a keg of beer, painkillers and two cameras hooked up to a television. Thompson told police he didn’t know the teenagers were under 18 or that they were paid for sex. He said pornography found at the business was for “personal use,” according to the documents.

His film sanitizing business was really a cover for a pornography studio? Good God. This man isn’t a hypocrite. He’s a genius! A perverted genius! He would take the hard-earned money of people so prudish that they couldn’t withstand a PG film — then he would turn around and give some small fraction of it (a mere $20!) to their daughters for blowjobs. That’s rich, that’s really rich.

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