Waving At Girls Costs Man His Arm
“An Australian man who waved out of a car window at two young women was expected to lose his arm Monday after it was almost severed by another passing vehicle. The 20-year-old was a passenger in a pick-up truck at Bunbury, in Western Australia state, when he waved at two women in a car wash. But as he put his arm out the driver made a right hand turn and the man’s limb was struck and almost torn off by an oncoming four-wheel-drive. ‘His left arm was partially severed and doctors believe the limb may need to be amputated,’ police said.” — Yahoo (US)
(Thanks to Peter for the link.)
Parents always admonish their children not to put their hands or arms out the window of a moving vehicle. The moment children become teens, however, they inevitably start doing the thing that had always been forbidden. You see them driving down the road, ten teens to a car, hanging out of windows and sunroofs, clinging to luggage racks, sometimes even holding a bumper while rolling along on a skateboard. Most of the time, they get away with it. But for every thousand teens who throw off their seatbelts and poke their asses out the window of a car, there’s one unlucky soul whom fate decides to fuck over.
Such was the young Australian man. He was riding along in a Nissan utility. He saw two girls at a car wash. He thought they were hot. He probably shouted, “Hey.” He waved. Then he probably screamed. A Toyota Hi-Lux twin-cab vehicle nearly sheared off his arm. Surgeons finished the job. In twenty years the guy might be able to laugh about it, but for now he must be pretty miserable. The disproportion between cause and effect only makes it worse. If you lose an arm, say, fighting in a war, you can always convince yourself that the stub hanging off your shoulder is a public sign of your heroism. But what’s this guy have to show? A stump that blares “teen lust!” There is nothing too consoling in that, though perhaps the guy can at least solace himself with the fact that he wasn’t trying to urinate out the window.
poor guy.talk about the punishment/not being in relation to the crime. darn. :(
Bloke I knew LOOKED out the window of a fast moving train.
I very much doubt girls were involved in it. But it might be nice to think the last thing he saw were a pretty girl or two ~ before the Other, opposingly fast moving train vapourised his head.
I guess maybe the moral of these tales may be; ” Always look where ye going. ” ?
No, the moral tale is, if you see a hot looking girl, walk up to her and speak, rather than pushing limbs and/or organs out on windows. You’re much more likely to get a good result too.
This reminds me of of the Panorama story on young girls using myspace and bebo.
Should be in an archive. Ellie Budd is hot!
What appendages did they lose? (I haven’t the time to watch a full episode of Panorama unless it promises a few decent laughs. Or contains kittens.)
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