Comments on: Pervert Fears Over Sick Theft

By: Husk

Husk — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:48:24 +0000

Bit of a tangental thought here, but; I had a friend in here recently. He was an internet virgin and so, as ye do, I asked him what in the world he’d like a look at. This guy’s around fifty. His instant request was ” Older women. ” Of course, feed that into Google Images and he was suitably impressed. Free ‘Girly Mag’s’ at a click.

Now, I’m fifty myself. But I found these ‘middle aged’ women repulsive! If I want to look at girls, give me just that: Girls! 18 – 23 sort of mark. Something still worth looking at. How the hell can a man come to *Prefer* stretched skin and hystorectomy scars???

And that’s what makes me wonder about our ” Paisley Pervert “. Is he some sixteen year old walking hormone with the hots for Grannies? Or is he some octogenarian resident of that place, out to get himself a slice of close as it gets, at his age?

Weird thing is; If the latter, he’d hardly a “Pervert”. If he went for some nineteen year olds skimpys? Society would brand him a ” Dirty old pervert.” all the more.

I’d wink and give him a surrepticious thumbs up! :D

By: geek space

geek space — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:44:09 +0000

and what if a few of the elderly don’t mind….hey maybe it means they’ve still got it… ;)

By: Neko

Neko — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:14:27 +0000

I think the reactions of the councillors are something to cherish here.

The idea of bloomer-theft being sinister is lovely (I can imagine the depraved culprit now, sitting in the great hall of his crumbling, 120 journÃ©e-esque, gothic castle, wallowing in granny-pants as he plots his next dastardly offense).

“If there is a pervert here” is quite nice too. I’ve never been to Paisley, and for all I know it could be a veritable civitas dei, nevertheless, I’d be willing to bet that it contains several perverts, merely as a matter of statistics.

These archaic institutions are what made Britain great.