Playful Puppy Latches On To Urinating Man’s Member
“A drunken man urinating through a fence got a nasty surprise when a playful puppy in the adjoining lot latched onto his member. Kann Veasna took a break from drinking wine at a street stall to relieve himself through a hole in a fence, according to news agency DPA. However a puppy spotted the Mr Veasna’s appendage as it poked through and apparently thinking it was a toy latched on, newspaper Rasmei Kampuchea reported. Suffering lacerations Mr Veasna fronted up to a hospital in Phnom Penh for treatment and was forced to tell the embarrassing story of injuries. ‘It’s undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future,’ a doctor was quoted as saying by DPA.” — News.com.au (Australia)
There are probably a lot of property owners laughing and saying, “Got what he deserved, the bastard. He’s lucky it was a puppy and not a guard dog.” After all, when a guy needs to take a leak, he thinks nothing of it. But when a property owner finds people urinating on his gardenias, it can get pretty annoying.
It must have been a terrible moment for Mr. Veasna. He has to pee. He wanders over to the fence. He’s probably chuckling about some joke or conversation. He whips it out. He feels only the slightest self-consciousness about exposing himself, since he’s drunk. He relieves himself. It feels good. And then suddenly it feels bad. Very bad. In some small but still sober part of his brain, he thinks, “What’s happening to me? A kidney stone? Wait… Holy fuck! This can’t be happening to me. Heel, dog. Heel, heel.” Then he finds himself writhing on his back, his bloody meat flopping around. His buddies think he’s joking around. They’re laughing. Then they see the blood and get very serious. At this point only the puppy is enjoying himself. He’s wagging his tail.
Funny thing is, can you imagine if the tables were turned? Suppose a dog went to squirt on a fence, a man leapt out of nowhere and took the dog’s penis in his teeth, thus mutilating the animal. You think the news stories would call the man playful?
Guess its just a little guard dog defending his master patch… I bet that guy wont be peeing in the street again and might face charges about pblic urination.
a penis looks so realistic who can blame the dog for thiniking it’s a toy… ;)
Atcccchhhhh!!!! That had to have hurt! Dude, if you are going to urinate anywhere, make sure that you know where you are sticking it! I remember watching one of those “Porkey’s Revenge” movies, a little, and there was a very painful looking scene involving one’s member and possibly one’s nuts. One rule of thumb I learned in life, is not to stick any type of appendage into a hole that you don’t know what’s inside it or the other side of. The guy did not know what would be on the other side of the fence. I am sure he won’t be indiscriminately peeing anywhere anymore!
I call bullshit. Why wasn’t he pissing ON the fence, like any other man would do? I’ll tell you why… he KNEW puppy was on the other side and thought he’d get a little puppy tongue action through an impromptu glory hole… unfortunately for him puppy had other ideas about it and it ended up being a GORY hole! And he obviously wasn’t about to ‘fess up to the reality of it at the E.R., so made up this transparent story about taking a leak through the fence.
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