“A 50-year-old man arrested after police said he urinated into milk and left bodily fluids inside a home is believed to be the naked bandit who has terrorized women for years by sneaking into their homes and tickling sleeping victims. Police said Thomas Blacine was arrested over the weekend when a police dog tracked his scent to a sport utility vehicle parked near the 700 block of East Second Street after a woman said she was fondled in her sleep. Investigators said Blacine’s actions fit the modus operandi of a man they have been hunting since 2004 in connection with more than 12 naked intrusions into Central Florida homes. Homeowner Linda Combs said she woke up to a naked man tickling her — for the second time. ‘I felt something on my leg and thought it was my cat and I look up and it was this naked guy,’ Combs said. ‘And he ran again.’ Combs said she did not know if Blacine is the man who tickled her because she only saw his buttocks. ‘I would recognize him more if there was a shot of his skinny, white butt,’ Combs said. ‘The second time he was naked as could be.’ Police said Blacine has admitted to breaking into women’s homes and videotaping them while they slept. However, he has not admitted to tickling women. ‘It appears that he was improperly videotaping women in their homes, both awake and as they slept,’ New Smyrna Beach police Sgt. Mike Brouilette said. ‘So, we are looking into other cases that are unsolved in the area.’ Officers said Blacine was videotaped performing a bizarre behavior. ‘In one of the cases he was seen urinating into a half-gallon of milk,’ Brouilette said.” — Local6.com (US)

Often sexual tickling is considered a mild form of sadism: “Excessive tickling has been described as a primary sexual obsession and, under these circumstances, is sometimes considered a form of paraphilia. Tickling can also be a form of, or simply be mistaken for, sexual harassment.” It is a matter of something pleasurable carried to such an extreme that it becomes a pain. Or in the case of the Naked Tickler, a pleasure is inflicted on someone who has no desire for it. This must have been frustrating for the perp. Though the intent of tickling may be to cause laughter, the victims never laughed. Instead their faces must have quickly transformed from confusion (who or what is tickling me?) to fear (a stranger!) to open-mouthed screaming (get the fuck out of here!).

Perhaps this is why the Naked Tickler took to performing cheap pranks. When a pervert urinates into a carton of milk, you automatically presume that he’s getting off on the idea of his bodily fluids entering into the mouth of some unwitting soul. When a frat boy urinates into a carton of milk, you presume that he’s getting a laugh at the idea. When the Naked Tickler urinates into a carton of milk, he’s probably doing both — getting off and getting a laugh. That’s his thing: a weird conjunction of pleasure and humor. You think he could laugh and cum at the same time? He doesn’t look like an especially funny guy. But then maybe that is precisely his lonely secret: he’s a comedian trapped in the body of a rapist.

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