“A disgusting and twisted restaurant in the Tokyo entertainment district of Roppongi is enticing warped rich folk with the opportunity to figuratively have their cake and eat it, too — with animals, according to Jitsuwa Knuckles. Roppongi’s bestiality restaurant is being regarded by its main nouveau riche patronage of young company presidents and venture capitalists as a decadent practice only possible among the wealthy… Inside is an eatery that resembles just about any other Italian restaurant. Membership in the restaurant is open only to those with an annual salary of at least 20 million yen, and a minimum cash flow of 100 million yen. ‘After we got into the main restaurant, an employee escorted us down to the basement,’ M says. ‘The walls were pitch black and the floor covered in a blood red carpet, so I guess the place must be a refurbished S&M club.’ Once the customer feels prepared, they will be presented with beast of their choice. In the lawyer’s case, it was a sow. ‘I’d been told what to expect, but when I actually saw what was happening, it was as shocking as you’d imagine it to be,’ M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. ‘Later, the lawyer told me the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality.’ Once the lawyer had finished porking the pig, the couple returned to the first floor and sat at a table to dine. M says she was totally shocked when staff members carried in roast pork — made of the same sow the lawyer had earlier been with. ‘I was about to vomit,’ M says. ‘It was the same pig that had been squealing just moments before. Now, it had been roasted whole. I managed to avoid eating it by only having salad…’ ‘The owner says he is prepared to cook up any kind of animal at all,’ M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. ‘He even said he’d prepare elephants … but I think he might have been joking about that.’” — Mainichi Daily News (Japan)

Just the other day, while specifying what sort of links users are invited to submit to the site, PervScan mentioned that it has come to avoid stories from the Mainichi Daily News. There is something sensationalistic about the paper that suggests its stories are less than factual. And its source for this story, Jitsuwa Knuckles, is even more questionable. PervScan doesn’t read Japanese, but in the past Jitsuwa Knuckles has offered stories about Jack the Rump-Ripper, midget actors, an auction for a housewife, and so on. It sounds like a Japanese Weekly World News.

All the same, MDN’s story about a bestiality restaurant was too tasty to pass up. As joke stories go, it’s a one-liner: eat your lover, fuck your supper, hardy har har. However, you do have to marvel at the social criticism concealed in the story. Supposedly it’s an ultra-exclusive restaurant that serves as a decadent playground for the rich. “When people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality.” Hmm, that’s a hypothesis deserving of further exploration. Does that mean that if you win the lottery, it will only be a short while before you’ll find yourself sodomizing pigs?

The restaurant idea also plays on the rhetorical question often posed by those in favor of bestiality. If it’s ok to eat an animal, they ask, why is it bad to fuck it? If this restaurant were a reality, it would answer that question permissively: it’s ok to eat and to fuck it. And perhaps that is the real source of the story’s power. Obviously a fiction, the story is only too plausible. Consider these words from a recent news story about a bestialist:

If the dogs would not have sex, he would beat them with chains or bats. He would choke the dogs to try and get what he needed. If the animals would not have sex with him, the animal would end up dead.

Fuck it, kill it — was this guy not only a step from eating it too?

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