This weekend PervScan’s one and only Official Phone Sex Operator, Angela St Lawrence, sent in a few links. She included a note hoping that she wasn’t being bothersome. Now, it is difficult to imagine being bothered by Angela, though you may find that she makes you hot and bothered. But for fear that others might feel like they’re being a nuisance by submitting stories, PervScan wants to clarify that it absolutely welcomes links to relevant stories about perversion. You may submit a link by following the contact form.

What sorts of stories should you submit? The topic matter should be anything that you think you might find in a Psychopathia Sexualis 2.0: aphrodisiacs, Big Beatiful Women (and feederism), bestiality, breasts, coprophilia, cybersex, exhibitionism, fetishism, gerontophilia, homosexuality (is it a perversion anymore?), incest, masturbation, necrophilia, nymphomania, oral sex, orgies, pedophilia, phone sex (hi Angela), S&M, sex changes and sex toys, sodomy, virginity, voyeurism. And if you find something that you think doesn’t quite fit any of these categories, send it along anyway. If it’s sexual and it’s deviant, PervScan wants to know.

PervScan reads every story that is submitted. However, it doesn’t utilize every story. There is a simple reason for that: it has to inspire PervScan with something to say. It has to seem interesting or unique. It has to have an unusual angle or detail. It has to be inspiring somehow. If you find it remarkable for some reason, don’t be bashful about explaining your thoughts when you submit the link. Maybe you’ll see something in a story that wouldn’t necessarily strike anyone else until you point it out.

Beyond this subjective criterion, there are some other criteria that PervScan uses to eliminate stories:

(1) PervScan tries to be topical, so it avoids stories more than a few weeks old. However, if a particularly stunning tale of depravity fails to appear on the site, feel free to submit it.

(2) PervScan gives preference to stories that appear on accredited news sites. Yes, yes, it may be impossible to state for certain what a “fact” is, but all the same PervScan tries to ground its analyses in stories that appear to be supported by factual evidence.

(2a) Because of this, PervScan has slowly come to avoid stories that originate with Ananova and Mainichi Daily News. The sites are entertaining to read — but perhaps a little too entertaining.

(2b) In addition, PervScan rarely comments directly on other blogs. If you write or read a first-person story about somebody’s wild night in a sex club, it’s probably not something PervScan will cover.

(3) Stories involving pedophilia are vetted even more carefully than others. Pedophilia has become a controversial, hot-button topic. It can bring scrutiny from law enforcement, online vigilante groups, and heedless visitors who think they can post potentially illegal requests here. You really don’t want this sort of activity here, and neither does PervScan.

(3a) For God’s sake, do not send PervScan links to sites featuring child pornography. There are legitimate ways to report child pornography to authorities. If you send pedophilia here, PervScan will forward your email, email address, IP, and any other identifying information to the appropriate authorities.

(4) PervScan has gotten a little tired of stories about the politics of sex offenders — where to house them, brand them, reform them, etc. While these are all important questions, they deal less with perversion than with rehabilitation — and this isn’t RehabScan.

Finally, why should you submit links to PervScan? Mostly for the hell of it. However, if you have a site of your own, PervScan will happily link to you if it uses your story. And while PervScan is not making any promises about holiday gifts, last year it did offer free copies of Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish and Necrophilia Variations to a few people who submitted bunches of links and comments.

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