Fire Ends Teens’ Attempt To Lose Virginity
“A teenage couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl’s attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents’ house, German daily Bild reported today. The girl had wanted to create a romantic atmosphere for the occasion. But when the room suddenly became engulfed with flames, they had to make a hasty escape. The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. A charred teddy had survived but the fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around &eruo;100,000 ($172,410) worth of damage.” — Herald Sun (Australia)
A recent study discovered an interesting correlation between virginity and IQ. Perhaps what it didn’t take into account is that people trying to lose their virginity are so caught up with the act that they probably undergo something like temporary insanity.
Here is the picture that accompanied the original article in Bild. The photo is clearly staged. Did the young couple actually go back to their burnt room to pose for the photo? That’s what the text seems to imply. “Die junge Frau klammert sich an ihren Freund zwischen verkohlten Teddys und Schutt in ihrem Jugendzimmer” — the young lady clings to her friend between a charred teddy and debris in their attic room. “Nackt wie auf diesem Foto mussten sie von hier flüchten” — naked as in this photo they had to flee. The article goes on to describe how the girlfriend rubbed oil on her boyfriend, slipped into the bathtub, then realized the room was on fire. At the end she laments destroying her parents’ house.
While the incident itself is unfortunate — let’s hear the “burning passion” jokes now — the perverse thing may be the photographic reconstruction. Does it transform a defloration into an act of exhibitionism? Destruction into a spectacle of fire and sex that serves to titillate bored viewers? While this sort of exploitation has become common, there remains something unsettling about asking the victims of a catastrophe to reenact the moment. Can you imagine — on today, the anniversary of the 9/11/2001 attacks against America — asking people to pose naked in the wreckage of the Twin Towers or the Pentagon?
Sorry; If either of those two are virgins, then I’m a virgin too. FFS!
Obviously a case of getting the Baby Oil out, ready for a session of well down to it, as they liked, and the shit hit the fan.
Then how do ye explain to mum and dad that ye’ve just wrecked their property whilst shagging ye arses off under their roof?
Nice touch. Maybe her parents even feel that shade better for pointing out that their beloved daughter was just trying to make the most of ‘The most important night of her life’?
But fuck Right off: Virgins don’t go back there and pose, attractively naked, in front of press photographers.
That girl’s been around the block.
lol Husk, glad to see you’ve got the situation on lockdown! “been around the block”, a classic line.
She does indeed like an anal whore. When I look at her I see a woman who lost it at 12 to a 56yr old obese man with a beard.
LOL “when i look at her i see a women who lost it at 12 to a 56 yr old obese man with a beard” LOL….
madden you just said it all for me.
she does look like she likes it nasty all night long, how much you want to bet that she gets a porn contract after this,with her own website,she is attractive,i bet theirs a demand for dirty blonde sloppy seconds.
I love to be near newly-wed couples, just so I can sing out loud “does she take does she take it, oh, ohhh, does she take it UP THE ARSE!”
well,they say there’s nothing like the first time. ;)
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