“Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts. Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home… [A] man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St…. There police found the video camera and a ‘large amount’ of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said. ‘We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,’ he said.” — Argus Leader (US)

(Thanks to Dani for the link.)

Here is a picture of “Bubba” Dills. The Smoking Gun reproduces the affidavit of his arrest, which is replete with descriptions of his video:

Mr. Dills is naked and wearing a mask. Mr Dills is visible on tape as he is simulating a sex act with a utility pole… As the car pulls away Mr Dills is standing by the utility pole shaking his penis and masturbating within five to ten feet of the automobile. Mr Dills then lays down onto the lawn and “humps” the ground… Mr Dills then goes back to a tree near Kiwanis Avenue and “humps” on the tree trunk and ground as cars drive by…

While humping the ground, a tree, and a utility pole may not be the normal fare of exhibitionists, Mr. Dill’s actions do not particularly suggest that he harbored a fetish for these things. It sounds more like he was putting on a show for passing cars. Dills is probably the same sort of guy who takes off his shirt at a football game being played in a blizzard. Translate that impulse into sex and you have a guy who shakes his penis at passing cars. Simulating sex with a tree was the sort of thing he did not because he wanted the tree but because he imagined the shocked reaction of passersby.

The initial reports suggested that Mr. Dills engaged in “sex acts with traffic signs.” A thousand bloggers picked up on it and imagined him in various absurd scenarios with Yield or Slippery When Wet signs. (Can a Stop sign ever give consent? Hmmm…) However, the affidavit says nothing about this strange possibility. It’s too bad, because a clown waving his dick at traffic is much less interesting to contemplate than a man harboring an enigmatic fetish for the bright colors, geometric shapes, and fragmented language of signs. Could anyone really get turned on by Do Not Enter or Deer Xing? Where is the fetishist who experiences uncontrollable arousal at the sight of Hidden Driveway?

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