Minister In Skirt Charged With Indecent Exposure
“A Baptist minister has been charged in Tennessee with indecent exposure and driving under the influence. Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash. A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday. Authorities identified Tester as the minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol and an employee of Christian radio station WZAP-AM, also in Bristol. WZAP issued a statement asking for prayers and saying Tester has been suspended during an investigation.” — WGAL (US)
You can’t forget that there is a very sad side to a story such as this. The poor minister has probably been living with years of secrecy, lies, frustration, repression. His family and flock must have been humiliated by this scandalous arrest. Real people have suffered real pain as a result of this little indiscretion. Give ‘em a little sympathy…
And then feel free to laugh your ass off. Shitfire, is there anything more wonderful to behold than a clergyman getting caught with his pants off or, as in this case, his skirt on? If it were just cross-dressing, you could excuse it as a mere “wardrobe malfunction”: the skirt has to be better than that pistachio-colored suit. But this guy didn’t stop at the skirt. He really went all out: booze, prescription drugs, transvestitism, indecent exposure, and that coy little offer to give blowjobs to the arresting officers. Good Lord, he’s got everything there but a naked altar boy to lead around the sacristy on a leash.
As Andy Towle put it so well: “When those Baptist ministers go, they really go…”
I’d laugh, but religious-right types fuck up so often it’s simply not an event any more. He who squawks the loudest have the most to hide, and everybody knows it.
Bitch, you don’t know God!
yeah, pill-popping makes me want to give oral sex too.
the minister is obviously teaching some of those wonderous family values/we alwaays hear about. ;)
ROFL! im a christian and im laughing my fucking ass off! and yeah, duh… he who squawks the loudest has the most to hide….. like those creationist turds… even though im a christian i believe in evolution and even the creationists know its right too, those right-wing goons who hate pervscan really are the ones who are fucked up not us we simply like getting off to some crap on this site
Don Vincent, your a right wing goon. Please be quiet, or leave pervscan. Right-wing goons are allowed here, but are not warmly welcomed.
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