“A pervert targeting women on Princes Street is being hunted by police after preying on more than 20 victims. Detectives fear dozens more women may have been attacked by the man, who gropes his victims in broad daylight, without reporting the incidents to the police. More than 20 women aged from 19 to 55 have reported being accosted in recent weeks, mainly in Princes Street. Extra police are being sent to patrol the city centre in an effort to catch the man. Police said there was no evidence to suggest his behaviour might escalate and have stressed he has never used violence. It is believed the man — who is described as having a ‘Mediterranean appearance’ — may be acting on a bizarre fetish. The pervert usually stalks up behind his victim before grabbing or fondling her bottom or breast then calmly walking off. He has also exposed himself on occasions… ‘These women have been left feeling upset and violated. He doesn’t seem to be displaying mental health problems. It seems more likely that this is some kind of deviant fetish.’” — Scotsman (UK)

“Bizarre fetish… deviant fetish…” These cops must not have a very advanced understanding of sexual psychopathology. There is nothing bizarre or deviant about this fetish. Groping has to be one of the most primitive sexual urges around. Neanderthals must have snuck up behind hot Neanderthal babes and tried to cop a feel. Cavemen must have slipped their hands beneath the bear-hide skirts of beautiful cavewomen. And the cavewomen probably reacted the same as women today: many ignored it, some clobbered the perv with a fist, and a small few might well have enjoyed it.

However, to say that groping is natural is not to say that it’s right. If you’re outraged by gropers, you could log onto the webcam showing Edinburgh’s Princes Street, where this perv likes to indulge his “bizarre” urges. If you watch long and patiently enough, maybe you can catch the guy in the act. You know how there are the “virtual hunting” sites where you can use your computer to control a gun that shoots a wild animal? Authorities could set up something similar where users could target gropers. You can imagine a sort of Groper Hunt becoming so popular that authorities might even have to seed the streets with alluring half-dressed babes in order to bring out enough pervs to satisfy the masses on online vigilante creeps.

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