Comments on: Home Penis Enlargement Ends In Painful Death

By: geek space

geek space — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:54:44 +0000

take not kids.use gasoline. ;)

By: Krovas

Krovas — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:12:41 +0000

Social Darwinism wins again.

By: ry

ry — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 19:51:23 +0000

The hair tonic was probably some snake-oil bottle that said “miracle growth formula” and didn’t actually specify it would *only* work on scalps.

I think that might have been his thought process. Obviously he was pretty damn stupid to even believe there’s such a thing AS miracle growth tonic in the first place. Why didn’t he just do something “safe” like hanging weights off his junk all day. Cheap, effective and slightly less damaging.

By: intothewind

intothewind — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:25:11 +0000

Hmmmm….So your’re saying there’s hope for the rest of us? And the 35-year-old construction worker who hanged himself wound up “hung” anyway…but probably not the way he wanted.

By: The ShanMonster

The ShanMonster — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:06:37 +0000

“If youâ€™re really worried about your ability to pleasure your partner, you could always try your tongue. Thatâ€™s never too small.”

Actually, a friend of mine has a puny tongue. It only barely clears his lips.

I suspect he couldn’t do much with it. He can only barely lick an ice cream cone, so opts to eat ice cream with a spoon.

By: Thinkin Pervy

Thinkin Pervy — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:49:21 +0000

Actually an inept toungue is worse than a small penis. So if you must take the advice of the last sentence there, please educate your self. Otherwise we just want to snap your neck when your head is between our legs.
Be happy with what you have. Why there’s a million tacky cliches to back you up.
Not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean.
and so on.