Man Sodomized with Coconut
“Surgery was performed on Sunday to remove a coconut from the body of a man who was sodomised with the fruit during an attack by a gang of men. Ste Madeleine police are now investigating the case, in which the 27-year-old victim was found at the side of a canefield road at Golconda Village, near San Fernando. Police were told that the man was seen drinking alcohol in the hours before he was found, and a group of men who picked him up are being sought. The man is reported to have undergone surgery at a private medical centre.” — Trinidad Express (Trinidad)
That must have hurt. Other than this cursory news story, there is no information on this incident. You have to use your imagination to flesh out the details. Imagine the poor guy coming to in the morning. “Ow! My ass hurts.” His pants are full of blood. (The surgery was probably not to remove the fruit but to repair his rectum.) There is a faint smell of something sweet in the air. A whitish fluid drips from his ass. “My God! I’ve been raped!” He pulls a coconut out of his butt and takes a minute amount of solace from the fact that the whitish fluid isn’t ejaculate. It’s just coconut milk.
It is always difficult to understand how something like this happens. If some pervert did this to another person, it would make perfect sense. You would just figure that it was his kink to sodomize people with coconuts. But when a group of people do it, it’s perplexing. Wasn’t there someone reasonable enough to say, “No, guys, this is going too far?” Who thought of this crazy act of violence? Did he think it was funny? Was it homoerotic in some way? Why would he want to even see his victim’s ass, let alone cram a coconut in there? Does it take a lot of strength to put it up there? How big was the coconut? How hard? Was it ripe? Where’d they get it from? Did they do anything with it afterward? Like, did they give their victim a rum enema and force him to shit a piña colada into a stem glass?
another question is how long did it take them to do it ??
*arrrgh* poor guy…
sorry meant to sign in as geek space in the above comment….
third times the charm geek space geek space.sorry about the prior two mis spelling. hey i hate my computer too.
i wonder how long did it take them to insert the coconut ????? don’t think this was a 10 second activity…
poor guy….
Ouch.
EEEE-YOOOW! Poor bastard, probably lost an office bet….”Oh yeah!…Well, I can do a cucumber…Oh yeah! well ..I can do an two cucumbers… Oh yeah! well I can do a…uh..uh..double penetration…Oh yeah! well I can do….” and on it goes till they get to the coconut and somebody gets held down and forced to prove it…happens all the time by the side of a canefield road at Golconda Village.
“shit a piña colada into a stem glass”
Jesus. Even you. It’s too early…
poor bastard… hope they find the cowards that did this to him and put them away, here’s also hoping they can repair the victim enough so he does’nt have to rely on a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.as he’s a young man it wouldn’t be much of a pull for the ladies (or the guys if he swings that way) if he say goes on a date loses track of time,the bag over flows and slosh very unhygenic, and most unattractive. again poor bastard.
How in hell do ye FIT a coconut up someones arse anyway?! Surely to god the human anal spinchture just isn’t made for that?
Nope. Just re read it; ” Surgery was performed on Sunday to remove a coconut from the body of a man ”
OMFG! They actually got it up there! F*CK!
If someone did something like that to me, and I had to wear a colostomy bag, and I found out who did this, I would so kick their ass! I would sue them, for a lot of money, have them put away in prison for a long time, and find some time to kick their ass! Someone that does that would be more interested than just butt sex, but I would imagine also mutilation, or sadism, or both! The people who did this to this poor man were animals!
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