Comments on: A Jumbo Tusk For Scientists http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/ An Index to the Sordid and Depraved Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:18:54 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Dr James D Smith http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-30090 Dr James D Smith Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:41:25 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-30090 Now I know how that poor innocent guy who got skewered by a small elephant's phallus felt like, ouch! The trouble is, the guy that got 'skewered' did get penetrated anally, but the penis came out his frontal abdominal wall; a bit like knife crime, more like, 'elephant phallus' crime, right :D? I bet the elephant is a hedonistic creature, too, then? Well you can have sex with the 'hedonistic' elephant, meanwhile, I'll just watch you get crushed to death... Now I know how that poor innocent guy who got skewered by a small elephant’s phallus felt like, ouch!

The trouble is, the guy that got ’skewered’ did get penetrated anally, but the penis came out his frontal abdominal wall; a bit like knife crime, more like, ‘elephant phallus’ crime, right :D?

I bet the elephant is a hedonistic creature, too, then?

Well you can have sex with the ‘hedonistic’ elephant, meanwhile, I’ll just watch you get crushed to death…

]]> By: intothewind http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25806 intothewind Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:05:54 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25806 Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breath through something so small?”

]]> By: geek space http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25798 geek space Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:16:10 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25798 nah, don't stop... :) nah, don’t stop… :)

]]> By: intothewind http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25797 intothewind Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:10:33 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25797 They're probably working union scale wages, depending on their senority. There's the bator trainee, the journeyman bator and then there's the master bator. Forgive me, I couldn't help it. They’re probably working union scale wages, depending on their senority. There’s the bator trainee, the journeyman bator and then there’s the master bator.
Forgive me, I couldn’t help it.

]]> By: geek space http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25793 geek space Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:03:35 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25793 i wonder how much hazzard pay whomever having to deal with animals in this way gets ???? not enough... :) i wonder how much hazzard pay whomever having to deal with animals in this way gets ???? not enough… :)

]]> By: Supervert http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25791 Supervert Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:29:15 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25791 And thank you, intothewind, for your consistently humorous comments. They're much appreciated -- and much laughed at. And thank you, intothewind, for your consistently humorous comments. They’re much appreciated — and much laughed at.

]]> By: intothewind http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25789 intothewind Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:28:57 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25789 By the way Pervscan, excellent job scouting out the most interesting tales (news) of the depraved.... By the way Pervscan, excellent job scouting out the most interesting tales (news) of the depraved….

]]> By: intothewind http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/comment-page-1/#comment-25785 intothewind Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:12:36 +0000 http://pervscan.com/2007/03/20/a-jumbo-tusk-for-scientists/#comment-25785 Oooh! simply hilarious....Jokes: What's big and gray and comes in quarts...happy elephants. Oooh! simply hilarious….Jokes: What’s big and gray and comes in quarts…happy elephants.

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