“As authorities stormed into a middle school office to arrest an alleged meth-dealing principal inside, they found an even more surprising scene inside. Sources said 50-year-old John Acerra, of Allentown, Penn. was naked and watching gay pornography when they arrived at Nitschmann Middle School in Bethlehem to arrest him on Tuesday. Acerra also had sex toys, drugs, cash and a pipe in his school office when authorities stormed his office, the sources added. He remained jailed on $200,000 bail Thursday night, police said. After the bust, one of his neighbors said they still couldn’t believe the whole situation. ‘It’s pretty sad if you’re supposed to be the principal of children that you’re suppose to be molding,’ the woman said. ‘Maybe not be a hero but someone a child could look up to. To do that, it’s pretty disgusting.’ After learning of Acerra’s alleged drug dealing, police sent an informant — who said the principal sold meth to them from his school office in the past — police moved fast to make an arrest because it was allegedly happening on school grounds.”

(Thanks to Dan for the link.)

Like an elementary school, PervScan is a drug-free zone. You won’t come here and find its author hepped up on crack, ranting about sex crimes. What you get here is chaste as paper, sober as water, devout as a woman at communion. A “friend,” though, once described his experiences with crystal meth. “You know how those old films like Reefer Madness made it look as though one joint would make you into an insane serial killer? That’s bullshit. The only drug that can do that is crystal meth. The first time I took meth, whoa — ” And with this the friend proceeded to channel the ghost of Ted Bundy. He grimaced, clenched his fists, made stabbing motions. His eyes bulged like turkey eggs. Even though he was a friend, the sight of him reenacting his crank psychosis made you wish you had a can of pepper spray in hand.

Evidently crystal meth is a nasty drug. (You’d think meth mouth alone would put people off.) Gay porn and sex toys would be beside the point — who cares if Mr. Acerra is gay? — but when you combine those with crystal meth and you use your middle-school principal’s office as your den of iniquity, it’s a potent brew. In fact, it’s so over-the-top that it practically acquires an insane glory. Yes, yes, the guy was in the wrong, and he clearly is not fit to be molding the minds of young people. But still, he carried the corruption of his position to some mind-blowing extreme.

First he probably started sneaking some gay porn during the dull hours of his day. Then he brought a dildo or butt plug to work. Then he toked up a bit. Before long, he was locking himself in his office to indulge his most decadent desires. It makes you wonder how he might have upped the ante if he hadn’t been caught. Would he have begun bringing gay prostitutes to work? Transvestite hookers? Crack heads? Would he have begun corrupting the children around him? Or is it not just possible that, being such a sick spectacle, he would have had the exact opposite influence? You could easily imagine pupils being scared straight by a guy like this. Maybe that’s what he should tell everybody: “I did it for the children.” That would be a great way to up the ante: pretend his every bit of depravity was a closet act of altruism.

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