“Paris Hilton is better in bed than Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart and Tara Reid, according to adult filmmaker Joe Francis. Francis, the creator of DVD film series Girls Gone Wild, claims to have bedded all four stars and has declared Paris the best and Tara the worst. Francis told US shock jock Howard Stern: ‘Paris is better in the sack than anyone else. She is amazing in bed. ‘Paris also gives the best oral sex. Yes, she’s better at it than Lindsay Lohan! ‘Tara is the worst in bed. I love Tara, but, honestly, she pretty much lays there. And I had sex with her a lot.’ The multi-millionaire can be seen romping with the hotel heiress in video footage shown on the website Parisexposed.com, which the socialite is trying to get shut down. He said: ‘Paris was at her best at oral sex when she was 22 year’s old. If you look at the tapes on that site, that’s when she was the greatest.’ Francis also declared Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly ‘awesome’ in bed.” — Stuff.co.nz (US)

Though his Girls Gone Wild DVD series has been wildly popular, Mr. Francis is no stranger to controversy. He’s been sued, arrested, and even kidnapped at gunpoint. (See his Wikipedia entry for details.) Why would some of the most beautiful, wealthy, famous women in the world want to sleep with this character? Is he brilliant? Charming? Big-dicked? Now that he’s revealing his top 10 list on Howard Stern, you’d think that celeb chicks would avoid him like the plague. Who wants to sleep with a blabbermouth? Then again, perhaps that’s precisely why they do sleep with him: because they know he’ll talk about it. They know the value of word of mouth.

It’s often been said that Paris Hilton is famous for nothing, but at least we now know that that is not true. She can always count one thing among her accomplishments. She’s a Blowjob Queen — so says a Porn King, whom you’d expect to have some authority for making such a pronouncement. A new biography called The House of Hilton strives to debunk a lot of the myths about Paris, portraying her as a girl who’s been victimized by her family’s desire for her to be famous. The book even claims that Paris’ mother was not displeased by the sex-tape scandal that put her on the map. If true, it’s a disturbing claim, since it puts the desire for a famous daughter before the responsibility of being a good parent. It half makes you wonder if that could be where Paris learned to give such good head. Some parents tell their children about the birds and bees. Are there others who tell their children what to lick and when to squeeze?

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