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Mailbag: Desperately Seeking Coprophilia Partner

Hopefully it’s pretty obvious that PervScan is not a dating site. Not only is there no mechanism here for actually meeting other people, PervScan’s policy on comments deliberately makes it difficult (for liability reasons) to hook up with someone. Nevertheless the PervScan mailbag still receives emails like the following from Fernando:

Can you help me in this site finding me a sex partner to do coprophilia.

Well, Fernando, you write the same way that Borat speaks, so presumably English is not your native language. Perhaps you misunderstood the intent of the site. To be clear, PervScan does not keep an active roster of coprophiles to introduce you to. The site scans for pervs. It does not pimp them.

In a more general sense, it’s possible you could pick up a few pointers about coprophilia by reading the stories on PervScan. For example, this story might show you that it’s a bad idea to hide yourself in an outhouse septic tank. Or if this story is to believed, there may be furtive groups of coprophiles lurking amongst law enforcement personnel. You should be cautious arranging coprophiliac trysts with police, however. If you approach an officer and offer to shit in his mouth, he may well find some excuse to arrest you.

For that matter, you fail to specify whether it’s your pleasure to give or receive. No doubt it is easier to find people to piss or shit on you than it is to find people to drink your pee or smear themselves with your feces. When seeking coprophiliac partners, you might do well to invert the traditional holiday formula and remind yourself that it’s better to receive than to give.

 
Comments Total: 4
Peter
Jan 8 2007
6:12 pm

Classic internet banter! It’s a classic!

intothewind
Jan 11 2007
9:01 pm

Eat shit Fernando!

Jack Fancy
Jan 16 2007
9:52 am

If he is indeed a ‘bottom’ end reciever then he can do like the man in Frisco and walk around with a toilet seat around his neck and pay strange folk to use his facilities…

anonimous
Sep 14 2007
11:31 pm

LOL! ill pee on him…….. jk. no way. though maybe the shit head has been in an outhouse ive used before, so in that case maybe ive already pissed on him rofl

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