Doing A Solo On New Year’s Eve
“Don’t have someone to kiss at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve? Don’t worry about it! Deputy editor Nicole Beland of Women’s Health Magazine and sex therapist Ian Kerner say it’s fine to be alone on New Year’s Eve. They dropped by The Saturday Early Show to tell us how to make the most of it. Have a plan even if it’s simply to have a fabulous date with yourself. Treat yourself right. Exercise is the best thing to do early in the night because it gets your endorphins going. Make yourself a feel-good dinner and get upbeat movies to watch. Just have things to do that will make you feel better. Think about your goals. Make some relationship resolutions. What are you going to do next year that’s different? Benjamin Franklin said that the definition of ‘insanity’ is to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. Don’t be insane when it comes to dating.” — CBS (US)
If you happen to be dropping around PervScan on New Year’s Eve, you may well be “doing a solo.” It’s hard to imagine couples bothering to read the site together. Then again, perhaps there are some who use it as a perverted equivalent of The Joys of Sex. They log on just to see what unimaginably weird sex acts they can replicate in their bedroom. If you are such a couple, then you have the site’s official sympathy for the story about the guy arrested for fucking the dead deer. (Who had to play the deer — you, mister? Or you, lady?)
For those flying solo, it’s not so bad to be alone on New Year’s Eve. You don’t have to worry about having your drink spiked with daterape drugs. You don’t have to be one of those “revellers urged to remain vigilant after sex attack.” Then again, if you’re alone on New Year’s Eve, you may well want to spike your own drink and threaten to assault yourself sexually. It has to be more fun than drowning your lonesomeness in eggnog.
If you do assault yourself sexually, you might want to try assaulting PervScan’s one and only official Phone Sex Operator at the same time. Angela has issued a holiday challenge to make her cum ten times. If you’re “doing a solo” anyway, why not give it a shot?
Someone teach me the secret for having a squirting orgasm(female ejacualtion)…or is it a myth?
http://masturbationjoy.blogspot.com/
huh thats the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard both the comment above and the article.
How nice of you to do a rather personal entry for New Year’s Eve. After my first and only New Year’s bash at the eager age of eithteen, I became one of those who prefers a singular celebration.
And don’t ya know, Mr. Vert? Regarding the “challenge” ??? Not a taker. Not a one! Of course, one does have to be available to take the calls and I did kinda-sorta maintain a low profile during the holidays.
As always, I adore you. Happy New Year.
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