“A woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body. Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building. She said: ‘I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building. I don’t remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body. It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don’t remember much at all.’ Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: ‘The accident is bizarre but not impossible.’ She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside,’ a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata. ‘It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast.’” — The Australian (Australia)

What is it about the anus that’s so damn funny? Lightning can do some freaky things. A few years ago there was a story in the news about two guys playing football on a New Jersey beach. A lightning bolt came careening out of a clear blue sky and killed one of the guys. Nobody laughed. So why is it funny when another poor soul experiences a similarly freakish accident? Is it funny just because the lightning exited her anus? Would it have been any more or less droll if it had gone out her ear instead? It sure makes you wonder. We think with our brains and love with our hearts, so perhaps we snigger with our rectums.

Once the pervier minds finish their belly laugh, however, they’ll be sure to contemplate the obvious question: what if the woman hadn’t been brushing her teeth but had been bending over the sink getting some anal from her lover? Would the spark have gone out her ass and up the man’s cock? Would he have liked it?

After you study the weird panorama of human sexuality for a while, you come to believe that there is a fetish for everything and you wouldn’t be surprised to find out that there are people who harbor a sexual fetish for lightning. There’s a great passage in 120 Days of Sodom in which a libertine attaches a victim “to a lightning rod during a thunderstorm and awaits a fortuitous stroke.” Probably it’s not the lightning itself but the victim’s torment that this libertine enjoys, but Sade doesn’t really specify. It leaves open the possibility that a lightning fetish could be at play.

If you think this is incredible, consider the number of people who die in autoerotic asphyxiation mishaps. Some small percentage of hangings are sex acts gone awry. Could the same also be said of those killed by lightning?

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