“One Israeli woman has received an unexpected boost from her breast implants during the Lebanon war — the silicone embeds saved her life during a Hezbollah rocket attack, a doctor said. ‘This is an extraordinary case, but it’s a fact that the silicone implants prevented her from a more serious and deeper wound,’ Jacky Govrin, of the hospital in Nahariya that treated the woman, told army radio Tuesday. ‘The young woman went through surgery two years ago to have a larger chest,’ he said. ‘During the war she was wounded in the chest by shrapnel’ that got stuck in the implants instead of penetrating further. The woman did not emerge from her ordeal completely unscathed, however. ‘The shrapnel was removed but the implant had to be replaced,’ Govrin said.” — Breitbart.com (US)

Readers of PervScan will be familiar with the site’s objections to breast implants. It only seemed fair, then, to mention this astonishing case in which a woman’s implants actually saved her life. Weirdly, though, the case somehow reminded PervScan of the movie Saving Private Ryan. You know how the irony of the film is that a number of guys end up dying in order to save the life of one other soldier? This implant story is like that: how many other women have suffered through pain, side effects, and complications in order for this one woman to live?

Meanwhile, you have to wonder whether this will cause a rush for implants in areas afflicted by terrorism and war. You can imagine the advertisements now: bullet-proof boobs, billboards featuring curvaceous babes gushing about how their cleavage saved their lives, “Go ahead, big boy: fire your load at my chest…” Maybe men will start getting implants too, it’ll be a macho thing, “I have man-boobs not because I’m fat. I have man-boobs because I care about my life. They’re the flak jacket you never take off — and they’re not bad to have around when you’re lonely too…”

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