“A sex pest was caught licking a woman’s car windows after propositioning her and her friend. Anne Bebbington, 21, and Donna Young, 18, were sitting in their car having a snack when Tomasz Rupinski, from Poland, started kissing the windscreen. He licked the windows of the car as the women waited for the police to arrive, Perth Sheriff Court heard yesterday. The court was told that Rupinski, 23, had started pestering the two women because he wanted to show them he found them attractive… She told the court: ‘The accused entered the shop. He stood behind Miss Bebbington and pointed at her bottom and said, ‘I’ll have that’. He then asked to see Miss Young’s bottom and she refused. He asked her to turn around. He then said, ‘I’ll pay you for sex’. The women finished in the shop and headed across the road to the chip shop. They repeatedly asked the accused to leave them alone. Miss Bebbington shouted at him. They were aware the police had been called. They chose to sit in their vehicle and eat what had been ordered while waiting for the police to arrive. It was while they were there that the accused approached the passenger’s side of the vehicle and kissed and licked the window.’ Rupinski was filmed on CCTV and later identified and traced to his home in a nearby flat.” — Daily Record (UK)

“The things we do for love.” It’s amazing what unsatisfied lust can drive a person to do. If you read PervScan with any regularity, you probably find yourself thinking this relatively often. People conceive of some weird shit, and often it’s hard to see how it even has any connection with sex. Here you have a guy who dragged his tongue through dirt, toxic residue, and perhaps pigeon shit out of the ill-conceived notion that it was some flattering display of desire, like a peacock dance. Did he really think that, in the face of this disgusting exhibition, his desiderata were going to leap out of their car screaming, “We can’t take it anymore! You’re irresistible! Lick our slits with that filthy tongue! Smear that pigeon shit on our clits!”

Then again, it’s probably not as peculiar an act as many other perversions. What’s worse — licking a little pigeon shit or, say, letting somebody take a dump on your tummy? Licking a car window at least has a certain element of simulation to it. The guy could see the chicks through the window, no doubt, and so licking the glass probably seemed like it was just a step away from licking them. It’s the gustatory equivalent of looking at someone you find attractive and imagining them naked under their clothes. He licked the window and imagined what they tasted like underneath it. In fact, in a certain regard, he certainly knew what they tasted like — better than pigeon shit.

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