Comments on: Sudan Man Forced to Marry Goat

By: Wiener

Wiener — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:39:22 +0000

I have often thought it would be great to have an animal lick my wiener, and a goat I think would be great!

Any thoughts as to how I could entice a goat to lick/suckle on my wiener? Something I could rub on it to get it’s attention?

I have also thought about putting tuna paste on my wiener to get a cat to lick it.

By: sumboody

sumboody — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:42:16 +0000

Ya know, thats a “punishment” that fits the crime. What would have happened when that goat reached the time it was to be slaughtered for dinner.. would you eat it, knowing where its been?

By: shit on a stick

shit on a stick — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:15:48 +0000

Don’t anybody fuck horses anymore?

By: lalaland

lalaland — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:58:22 +0000

My barn or yours sweetie? Here’s a ring for your hoof.

By: LuciousGoddess

LuciousGoddess — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:12:20 +0000

HAD to marry the goat?

Well, that’s too b-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaad.

Seriously, though, she didn’t get to voice an opinion. Maybe she just wanted a “one-nite stand”. Animal rights!

By: intothewind

intothewind — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:01:02 +0000

What’s it all about Alifi?

By: mr jolly

mr jolly — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:36:52 +0000

Wonder where they’ll spend their honeymoon? Is this a monogamous union, or is Mr Tombe entitled to marry-up with other barnyard denizens?
The mind boggles at the endless questions this situation presents.

By: Corin

Corin — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:03:32 +0000

Well, have to disagree with your comments there. Goats are very clean animals, and can easily be housetrained (and enjoy sleeping on beds). And IME, doe goats very much enjoy sex out of estrus :)