Panty Thief in a Toga
“Police captured a man wearing only a toga while he sped away in a car with women’s underwear inside. Michael Sean Ostrander, 33, was arrested Monday after allegedly breaking into the home of a Burke County woman and making off with some of her clothes. The woman told police she was visiting a neighbor when she heard her burglar alarm go off and saw a man flee in a car. The woman gave chase and called the police, with the state Highway Patrol and local officers joining the pursuit along North Carolina Highway 181. According to the patrol, Ostrander was arrested near the Burke-Avery county line after stopping his car. The Burke County Sheriff’s Office said it found panties and photos belonging to the woman inside Ostrander’s car. Ostrander is charged with breaking, entering and larceny, possession of stolen goods and speeding to avoid arrest — all felonies. He spent four years in prison following a 2001 conviction in Catawba County on a second-degree rape charge.” — Yahoo (US)
Here’s a picture of Mr. Ostrander. Weirdly, he resembles b-list actor and anti-porn Christian warrior Stephen Baldwin. Maybe Mr. Ostrander is acting out all the evil impulses the crappy actor suppresses while crusading against adult entertainment.
Anyway, when you first hear about this story, you can’t help but wonder: What was this guy doing in a toga? Panty thieves are a dime a dozen. It’s not so weird to want to steal the underwear of a woman (or man) that you find attractive. It is weird, however, to dress up like a Roman senator to rob somebody’s house. Usually burglars wear dark clothes, a mask, black gloves — and for good reason, since that sort of garb is conducive to creeping around in the dark. A white sheet, conversely, is probably not optimal for nighttime prowling. It’s highly visible. It gets caught on sharp edges and perhaps even pulls over a lamp or a night table. About the only advantage a toga has over traditional burglar garb is that it keeps your penis within easy reach. No pesky zippers intervene between you and your crown jewels.
But is that enough reason to wear a toga while breaking into somebody’s house? Probably not. Probably it was some eccentric little detail of an otherwise humdrum panty fetish. Probably it was necessary to the satisfaction of his lust in some way that no one, including the perp himself, will ever quite understand.
Used to be there was a local oddball named Manny Charleston. Late at night people fishing down by the bayou would see him riding his bicycle in the the moon light, stark naked with a sheet tied around his neck. It was really weird to see him comming down some dusty trail, with his sheet flapping in the breeze.
Everybody figgured Manny had been either drinking his grandmother’s tonic again, or he had been smoking what we used to call rabbit tobacco. That’s a wild plant that grows out in the woods, it gives you a sort of narcotic high, and you wind up doing things a normal person wouldn’t do (like Manny usually did).
Anyways, most of us figgured Manny was harmless, but we didn’t keep company with him, because he had some strange ways. He could get on a rant about the evils of this country, and government and how things need changing, and how the beatles sent him messages through their songs, and how one day the black man would rise up against the white man, and how the world was gonna be changing soon for all of us..like I said Manny was weird…This was around the early 1960’s.
But one day Manny was gone, some said he had headed west toward Arizona and maybe California. He had let his hair grow long and was wearing a head band. One fella said that he had actually see Manny and he had changed his name and had carved a swatska on his fore head. He was still wearing his sheet around his neck and was living in some hippie commune on some old deserted movie ranch. Yep…that sounded like ol Manny, or whatever his name was…he was a strange one alright.
Or perhaps he was on his way home from a “toga party” when he decided to steal the women’s underwear?
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