Comments on: A Grody Picture

By: pure love

pure love — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:59:52 +0000

This child is surviving…put yourself in his sho….ohs…

By: unclejessie

unclejessie — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:29:31 +0000

I got so goddam drunk in this hillbilly bar I couldn’t fucking stand up, much less piss straight. So while I’m in the john trying to hit the urnal, I kept feeling something warm on my leg.
Looking over beside me, some asshole was waving his dick from left to right, pissing on the wall and my leg. “Hey fucker! there ain’t no urinal there, and you just pissed on me” I yelled.
“Sorry I’m fucked up tonight” he said.
Looking closer at him I remembered that he was with a fine looking piece of ass for a girlfriend. So I did the only honorable thing a fella could do. I cold-cocked his drunk ass into the handicapped stall, making sure he was out like a light.
Then I tied up with his girlfriend, and we spent the night fucking our brains out at the local no-tell motel.
I had told her all kinds of lies about her boyfriend, like he tried to blow me in the john, and that he had snuck out the back door and left her. Plenty of other bullshit lies too. It wasn’t too hard to get her to go with me after that.
That’ll teach that asshole to get drunk and piss on me.

By: intothewind

intothewind — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 15:29:26 +0000

LuciousGoddess: First you get puffy ankles and now you’ve done pulled a rib muscle…tsk tsk..girl! you gotta get ahold of yourself, you falling to pieces.

By: LuciousGoddess

LuciousGoddess — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:26:14 +0000

intothewind, you made me pull a rib muscle, I laughed so hard! Dang, that hurts! You too funny!

By: detroitplayer

detroitplayer — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:33:50 +0000

Man! this shit here bout some starving little african with his face buried in some water buffalo’s pussy aint nothing! YO SHANE-you seen Fear Factor on tv? They got them contestants eating all kinds of weird shit like buffalo nuts, bull dicks, worms, cow pussies, insects, cockroaches and on and on.
Most times if it’s a black brother or sister, they say “fuck it, I outta here, I’m not eating no cow ass hole” or what other sick shit they got.
I think this bullshit is dreamed up by a bunch of white honks, who know a brother ain’t gonna put no shit in his mouth ‘less he could smoke it.
Them pictures prove how stupid and backward Africans are and anybody who go round in the hood calling themselves African-Americans is just as ignorant. Hell they ain’t no more African than Paris Hilton is a nun, and don’t be calling me African-American either. I ain’t no part of that shit and if theys African-American, I want to hear them mutha-fukkers speak some swahili fo me. The same goes all these phony ghetto Ali-kans (mooslims) too. They just trying to be uppity and act like they something, but they just a bunch of ghetto crackheads.
KAWANZA-give me a fukkin break too.

By: intothewind

intothewind — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:51:56 +0000

LuciousGoddess: You can kill two birds with one stone: Elevate you feet above you once or twice a day to make the swelling go down in your ankles. One technique that works quite well is to position yourself close to a wall and do a head stand while naked, resting your weight against the wall until you are comfortable. Be sure to drink plenty of liquids, and hold off pissing until you are in the head stand position.
With a little practice, you should be able to catch a mouthful of your piss while relieving the swelling in you ankles.
This is a tried and true technique that I have witnessed first hand in the far eastern sections of the world.

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:30:58 +0000

Detroitplayer, tall glass of girl piss with breakfast? LOL. I will stick to lemonade and tea, thank you very much.

Far as the kid giving oral to a cow, I find it less offensive than people eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

By: LuciousGoddess

LuciousGoddess — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:44:01 +0000

Wait, intothewind, are you saying that I can get rid of my puffy ankles if I drink my own pee?

The things drug companies just don’t want us to know…

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:54:39 +0000

My co-worker, showed me a vid clip which he swore was the “sickest thing he’d every seen..” (it was a vomit fetish video), so I sent him this pic just to prove I could find something sicker.

The look on his face was priceless.

By: detroitplayer

detroitplayer — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:28:10 +0000

I likes to get me a big glass of chilled girl piss to go with my grits and eggs in the morning. MmmMmmm it puts a whole new flavor to the day.
Got a special gal I gets my supply of piss from. She catches me a fresh quart ever day. Clean living ho too, she even goes to church on sunday.
Can’t get no piss from them skanky hoes out on the street, theys got all kinds of diseases, not to mention the big C (Herpes)and AIDS.