A Grody Picture
So there’s this research outfit called Growing Up Sexually (GUS) that has a web site and its own listserv. On the listserv recently there were two pictures discussed. One showed a child bathing in cow urine. Don’t laugh. Apparently cow urine is more sanitary than water in some parts of the world.
The other picture showed — well, what did it show exactly? Have a look. What do you think that skinny boy is doing to that cow? If you didn’t know any better, you’d immediately think it was a kinky sex act. If you looked at the file name of the image, you’d see that the site hosting the picture presents it as a starving African child searching for food in the anus of a cow. Don’t laugh. Apparently there are places in the world where you get less to eat from the land than you do from an animal’s ass.
A correction to that caption claims that the picture doesn’t really show a boy eating from a cow’s ass but rather a boy performing a primitive sort of animal husbandry. According to the source: “young boys are seen performing cunnilingus on cattle to stimulate mating.” Talk about dirty jobs! If you think it’s sick to “manipulate” a horse in order to breed it, imagine sticking your tongue into some old cow’s cunt. Yuk.
In a way, it doesn’t really matter which caption is correct. In either case it serves as a potent reminder to be glad you live somewhere that, were you to choose to do this, it would be a perversity and not a necessity.
Many people drink piss because they believe it makes them look and feel healthier, or in some cases because it’s their last resort for survival.
The popular belief is that urine is a germ-ridden fluid. In fact urine from a healthy person is actually relatively sterile. It is unknown how many people in the world deliberately drink their own urine, but the practice is particularly popular in Indian and Chinese cultures for its purported health benefits. In June 2001, a Chinese news feed reported that more than three million Chinese people drink their own urine to stay healthier. This practice is called Urine Therapy, and its promoters credit urine with a number of curative powers.
The drinking of one’s own urine has historically been credited in curing irregularity, fluid retention, abdominal pain, food allergies, exhaustion, chronic illness, hair loss, weight problems, lack of energy, jaundice, scurvy, gout, “hysterical vapors,” and more. It can also presumably cure pleasant-smelling breath.
One component of urine which has been proven to offer health benefits is urea , an ingredient which is added to some medicines. Many pharmaceutical companies collect the urea for their products, and I will spare you the details. Suffice it to say that this knowledge will now haunt me anytime I step into a Port-a-John brand portable toilet, or see a horse relieve itself.
Consuming urine for health or cosmetic purposes is certainly not a new pursuit. Aztec physicians administered urine as a drink to relieve stomach and intestine problems, and there is evidence that the ancient Romans used the bleaching power of urine as a teeth whitener, supposedly originating in what is now Spain. Today, some runners will occasionally drink their urine to replace lost electrolytes.
I believe I read somewhere that the old Nordic people used to use boiled down cow urine as a salve to place over cuts to prevent infections…
And, let us not forget Premarin (PREgnant MAre uRINe). Having thousands of mares knocked up and having them stand in tiny box stalls their entire pregnancy, just to collect the urine for harmonal replacement theropy.
I likes to get me a big glass of chilled girl piss to go with my grits and eggs in the morning. MmmMmmm it puts a whole new flavor to the day.
Got a special gal I gets my supply of piss from. She catches me a fresh quart ever day. Clean living ho too, she even goes to church on sunday.
Can’t get no piss from them skanky hoes out on the street, theys got all kinds of diseases, not to mention the big C (Herpes)and AIDS.
My co-worker, showed me a vid clip which he swore was the “sickest thing he’d every seen..” (it was a vomit fetish video), so I sent him this pic just to prove I could find something sicker.
The look on his face was priceless.
Wait, intothewind, are you saying that I can get rid of my puffy ankles if I drink my own pee?
The things drug companies just don’t want us to know…
Detroitplayer, tall glass of girl piss with breakfast? LOL. I will stick to lemonade and tea, thank you very much.
Far as the kid giving oral to a cow, I find it less offensive than people eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.
LuciousGoddess: You can kill two birds with one stone: Elevate you feet above you once or twice a day to make the swelling go down in your ankles. One technique that works quite well is to position yourself close to a wall and do a head stand while naked, resting your weight against the wall until you are comfortable. Be sure to drink plenty of liquids, and hold off pissing until you are in the head stand position.
With a little practice, you should be able to catch a mouthful of your piss while relieving the swelling in you ankles.
This is a tried and true technique that I have witnessed first hand in the far eastern sections of the world.
Man! this shit here bout some starving little african with his face buried in some water buffalo’s pussy aint nothing! YO SHANE-you seen Fear Factor on tv? They got them contestants eating all kinds of weird shit like buffalo nuts, bull dicks, worms, cow pussies, insects, cockroaches and on and on.
Most times if it’s a black brother or sister, they say “fuck it, I outta here, I’m not eating no cow ass hole” or what other sick shit they got.
I think this bullshit is dreamed up by a bunch of white honks, who know a brother ain’t gonna put no shit in his mouth ‘less he could smoke it.
Them pictures prove how stupid and backward Africans are and anybody who go round in the hood calling themselves African-Americans is just as ignorant. Hell they ain’t no more African than Paris Hilton is a nun, and don’t be calling me African-American either. I ain’t no part of that shit and if theys African-American, I want to hear them mutha-fukkers speak some swahili fo me. The same goes all these phony ghetto Ali-kans (mooslims) too. They just trying to be uppity and act like they something, but they just a bunch of ghetto crackheads.
KAWANZA-give me a fukkin break too.
intothewind, you made me pull a rib muscle, I laughed so hard! Dang, that hurts! You too funny!
LuciousGoddess: First you get puffy ankles and now you’ve done pulled a rib muscle…tsk tsk..girl! you gotta get ahold of yourself, you falling to pieces.
I got so goddam drunk in this hillbilly bar I couldn’t fucking stand up, much less piss straight. So while I’m in the john trying to hit the urnal, I kept feeling something warm on my leg.
Looking over beside me, some asshole was waving his dick from left to right, pissing on the wall and my leg. “Hey fucker! there ain’t no urinal there, and you just pissed on me” I yelled.
“Sorry I’m fucked up tonight” he said.
Looking closer at him I remembered that he was with a fine looking piece of ass for a girlfriend. So I did the only honorable thing a fella could do. I cold-cocked his drunk ass into the handicapped stall, making sure he was out like a light.
Then I tied up with his girlfriend, and we spent the night fucking our brains out at the local no-tell motel.
I had told her all kinds of lies about her boyfriend, like he tried to blow me in the john, and that he had snuck out the back door and left her. Plenty of other bullshit lies too. It wasn’t too hard to get her to go with me after that.
That’ll teach that asshole to get drunk and piss on me.
This child is surviving…put yourself in his sho….ohs…
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