Man Pulls Truck with Penis
“The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it. Yes, you read that right. He pulled a truck with his penis. Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance. Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward… Jin-Shengs performance drew a hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked ready to burst. Jin-Sheng wiped the sweat from his brow after the show and said through an interpreter that he felt comfortable and warm. When asked if he was in any pain, he laughed. If its painful, he said, then you will see it bleed.” — Tri-Valley Herald (US)
Here is a picture of Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng getting kicked in the balls to prepare for the event. It doesn’t look like it didn’t hurt. And here is a picture of him about to pull the truck. That’s some serious tonnage to tug with your Most Precious Possession. It requires the sort of brute human grit that it must have taken to build the pyramids of Egypt without bulldozers.
If you think it sounds totally whacked to tow a truck with your genitalia, you have to remember that it’s not the result of a moment’s inspiration. If two otherwise “normal” guys are sitting in a bar drinking, and somehow they end up betting that they can tow a U-Haul with their dick, that’s whacked. But if you’ve already pioneered an entire system of martial arts around the concept of Iron Crotch, then towing a truck with your penis is not so crazy as it may sound. This is the sort of thing for which Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has spent years preparing. Indeed, he’s even trying to put together an event at which he and some of his followers will hook themselves up to a 747 “for the biggest penis pull of all time.” (Probably there’s not a lot of competition for that Guiness-style record. Isn’t this truck pull already the biggest event of its kind?)
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng maintains a web site, but thanks to this truck stunt it’s gotten so much traffic that the site has been knocked offline. Somehow the fact that his bandwidth has been exceeded only further underscores how astonishing his body is — machines can fail, this otherwise trivial fact implies, but the combination of human strength and will can achieve even the most insane feats of endurance.
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, huh? She-it..that ain’t nutting, down here in Miss’ippi we had a feller named Cooter Jones who could hang from a tree limb with his wrapped ‘roun a limb. Some wommen thought he had a third arm. One time he fell off the roof and broke his ankle and wound up using it as a crutch till he could walk again (had to put a shoe on the end, people thought he had a deformed leg). another time he had to use it as a weapon in a bar fight, dang near knocked a man senseless too.
AAh…but the end came too soon for ‘ol Cooter. While running to get out of the way a dog fight, he tripped over his(you know what)and broke his neck. Wommen folk came from five counties around just to pay their last respects and cry.
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