iPod Sex Toy
“A sex toy, that connects to an iPod and vibrates in time to music, is set to become the ultimate adult Chrismas gift with the product selling like hot cakes. The toy, which has been named iBuzz, is being sold by adult store www.LoveHoney.co.uk for 25 pounds and is already said to be a big winner with women. Jessamy Hawley, of technology website Gadget Candy, said that the combining of the two essentials of this era has proved to be a huge hit and will be the ultimate adult gift for women this Christmas. ‘The iPod is this era’s must-have accessory, while a vibrator is a timeless addition to every girl’s gadget drawer. Entwine the two and you’ve got the ultimate cheeky Christmas stocking filler,’ Fox News quoted her, as saying.” —Hindustan Times (India)
Apple has always been known for designing products with tremendous sex appeal. But while people may well masturbate to images displayed on their PowerBooks, you never hear about computer enthusiasts masturbating with their actual machines — pleasuring themselves with a mouse or improvising an orgasm with some abandoned parts, an old SCSI cable or a trackball. But now this new iPod attachment breaks through the barrier. With this gizmo, you can actually use your equipment to stimulate your special spots. Have a look at it: it comes with that sleek missile-shaped pleasure probe and also a few of those purple plastic things that look like sea anemones. The product page says these are “his-and-hers” attachments.
Evidently the iBuzz also has built-in “vibration patterns” in case you want to use it without an iPod. But why would you want to do that? You can probably find better music-less vibrators than this, and more than half its appeal is its connection to the super-cool iPod. In fact, combine this attachment with Apple’s new video-enabled device, and you may well be tempted to keep two iPods around: one for watching porn while the other tickles your privates.
We already have something like that in our household. It’s called the Audi-Oh and my wife loves it. Plus, it has a built-in microphone so you can really enjoy the next time your friend tells a long rambling story that doesn’t go anywhere.
It’s tempting to pick up one of these iBuzz units to see how it compares. Although I wonder where I’d find someone willing to be my guinea pig…
*smirk*
got one for my ol’ hunting dog lucy, she really likes cranking it up to them led zephlin’ dudes. do they make anything for men?
I was wondering when someone would do this. I hope they make something for the PSP to make it into a sex toy it would be a hoot!
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