“The Maine man police discovered at the bottom of a women’s outhouse last month told investigators that he was searching for his wedding ring… [The arresting officer] ordered Moody to come out of the corner. ‘The subject did not move,’ Hebert wrote. ‘He stayed in place with no movement. I then raised my voice and again ordered him out to the opening.’ Moody complied and Hebert called in the Conway fire department to assist officers in removing Moody from the tank and to decontaminate him. The temperature at the time, he wrote, was in the mid-90s and the women’s restroom had to be closed, creating a long line of people. Hebert wrote that when Moody came to the opening, he asked him what he was doing. ‘He told me that he was changing clothes when he dropped his wedding ring into he toilet,’ Hebert wrote. ‘He said the ring was very valuable and he did not want to return home without it.’ Hebert said Moody also told him that he climbed through the toilet opening and while he was searching for it, someone came into the stall ‘and he was embarrassed, so he hid.’ Moody told Hebert that he was in the women’s room because the men’s room was busy at the time, according to the court papers. After removing him from the vault, an emergency worker noticed that Moody had a cut on his foot. ‘I heard Mr. Moody say, ‘It’s OK, I had my waders on,” Hebert wrote. ‘He told me he took them off when he was in the tank.’ Hebert said he asked Moody about the waders. ‘He told me that after he dropped his ring into the tank, he left the ladies’ room and climbed into the tank,’ Hebert wrote. Moody did not answer when asked why he didn’t report the loss to the attendant.” —New Hampshire Union Leader (US)

Finally there is a picture of the perp, though it appears to have been taken at a court appearance and not at the scene of the crime. You’ll have to imagine what the guy might have looked like covered in fecal matter, if you care to imagine such things.

PervScan previously speculated that this guy must have been attempting to satsify a coprophilic fetish of some sort. What other explanation could there be? He claims to have been looking for his wedding ring, but his explanations make no sense. You don’t need to be a lawyer to refute them point by point. He went into the women’s room because the men’s room was busy? Well, how busy could it have been? Women’s bathrooms are always busier than men’s rooms. He dropped his wedding ring? Well, why didn’t he tell the attendant? And how valuable could it be, anyway? Men don’t usually wear wedding rings that are worth much more than a few hundred bucks. Would you — if you weren’t a coprophile — climb through a toilet into an outhouse septic tank for a few hundred bucks? Probably not.

Even supposing that Mr. Moody’s incredible excuses were true, how might he explain the fact that, once he managed to get inside the tank, he removed his waders? If he wanted to keep his waders clean, then he wouldn’t have worn them into the tank in the first place, would he? The only plausible explanation is that he wanted to feel the warm flow of fecal muck against his bare toes. The only plausible explanation is that this, in combination with the sight of a woman excreting, gave him some ineffable pleasure. And why not? There are plenty of people who get off on this sort of thing. It’s just that most of them have the good sense to find like-minded individuals to engage in consensual acts, so that they don’t end up in an even worse position of humiliation — presuming, of course, that public shame is worse than immersing oneself in shit.

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