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Sketch of Michael Jackson’s Penis Posted on the Internet

“At the beginning of a week which could deliver a verdict in the Jackson Molestation case, Matt Drudge posted a picture of Michael Jackson’s penis on the DrudgeReport.com. The sketch includes notes which deduct that there are ‘patches’ of discoloration that may be due in part to ‘bleaching cream.’ Many believe that Drudge may have been duped by this ‘leaked sketch.’ However, Sunday night during his weekly radio address, Drudge stood by the sketches stating that he is absolutely positive that they are real. Matt Drudge is best known as the proprietor of the popular U.S.-based Drudge Report website, which made national waves when it was the first to break the news of an inappropriate relationship between ‘a White House intern’ and President Bill Clinton (the Monica Lewinsky scandal) in 1998.” —JuiceeNewsDaily (US)

Ok, here’s the drawing of Michael Jackson’s penis. Supposedly it’s the drawing that the plaintiff made of Mr. Jackson’s penis. Is it real? A hoax? Is this the penis that terrified the little cancer patient? Or is this just Michael Jackson’s nose? After all that plastic surgery, it might be hard to say which is which.

If you have a close look at the “drawing,” you’ll see it consists more of words than of images, and they’re not easy to make out. The notes seem to say: “Cow-blotchy-pink / brown — not white but pink — Body oil stink — Brown patch on ass — left glut — Bleaching cream — Orietta.” Then there’s a little box that says: “My theory — ass bletched shades of brown [???] how a cow [???] Orietta bleach.” You get the idea: Michael Jackson has an ass that’s covered with brown and pink splotches that resemble the markings on a cow. As for the details, though, they don’t make a lot of sense. What’s Orietta? A quick Google search didn’t turn up any skin bleach with that or a similar name.

If the words are unclear, however, the lone image on the drawing is perfectly comprehensible. It represents the top of a generic little penis. If that’s really the size of Mr. Jackson’s member, it would be no wonder that he’d eschew adults in favor of children. No adult could look at that penis without laughing. It’s amazing that a man who spent so much money making his nose smaller didn’t do anything to improve his tool.

 
Comments Total: 2
Shane
Dec 3 2005
6:08 am

I was skeptical of MJ’s claims of his skin changing color however reports of him having cow like patches are more consistent with real cases of black people who have natural skin problems that look exactly like that so it actually makes his claims of skin trouble more credible except that the usual case would be a black person with some small patches of white or lighter skin and using something to cover those patches. Sounds like MJ went the other direction and said, hey I will consider the darker portions of my skin the ones that need covering up! There are special cover-up creams such people use to try and hide their skin problem. I remeber seen ads for that kind of problem in major black owned magazines many years back.

Shane
Dec 3 2005
6:13 am

And the size of a flaccid penis has no reliable relation to the size of the erect member. A guy could have a penis that is the size of his pinky finger when limp but 7-8 inches long when erect. Or a guy could have a huge limp member that barely flinches when he’s hard. LOL.

There are rumors that MJ was sexually abused by a certain famous female singer and coupled with severe beatings from his NAZI dad turned him insanely shy and afraid of women. He was definitely afraid of girls at a young age according to young women who tried to sleep with him when he was in his teens. I feel sorry for the guy.

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