“A 42-year-old farm labourer at Mehame, near Barniekrom in the Ahafo-Ano South district, has been sentenced to 12 month’s imprisonment by the Mankranso magistrate court for having sex with a domestic fowl. Akwasi Asamoah pleaded guilty to the offence. Prosecuting, Police Inspector Abraham Agyei Mensah told the court that about a month ago, Asamoah arrived at the Mehame cottage from Akim-Oda in search of job and was engaged as a farmhand by the complainant, one Kyeremeh. Inspector Mensah said two weeks later, Kyeremeh returned from his farm and noticed a whitish liquid substance on one of his fowls. The bird died later and the carcass thrown away, the court heard. Insp Mensah said on May 3, at about 0530 hours, Mr Kyeremeh heard a knock on his door and when he opened, he saw Asamoah who had gone to inform him about how under very strange circumstances the complainant’s eight eggs under incubation had all been smashed. Mr Kyeremeh got curious and upon close examination detected a whitish fluid on the hen that had been hatching the eggs. The prosecutor said the complainant became suspicious and confronted the accused, who confessed sexing the bird. During interrogation by the police after his arrest, he readily admitted the offence and said that was his third time.” —GhanaWeb (Ghana)

Somehow the detail that stands out from this story is the “white liquid substance,” the “white fluid on the hen.” You all know what this fluid was, even if the article doesn’t come right out and name it. The question, however, that remains is this: where on the bird was this fluid found? Was it leaking out of an orifice? Was it tangled up in its feathers? Dripping down its beak? It seems like a pertinent detail because, as weird as it must be to fuck a chicken, somehow it seems even weirder to ejaculate on it. After all, pornography has habituated us to cum shots and facials. We think nothing of seeing jism tangled up in a person’s eyelashes. But to cum on a chicken feather? It makes you wonder if zoophiles also like their cum shots and facials. For example, if you like fucking dogs, is it fun to spew on its snout? Or if you like chickens, is it exciting to goo on its beak?

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