“A wife had an unpleasant surprise in September when she found a videotape that depicted her husband sexually molesting their pet Labrador, according to sheriff’s reports. The woman turned the tape in to authorities and her husband, a military policeman, now faces felony charges. José Solares, 46, of Eileen Drive in Anderson Creek, was arrested March 31 and charged with three felony counts of crime against nature… ‘The wife had a home video and the act of sodomy on the animal was on the video,’ Sheriff Rollins said. The sheriff said he understood the dog was a male Labrador retriever named ‘Lee…’ The charges derived from three separate incidents featured on the videotape, which Mr. Solares had apparently set up himself, Sheriff Rollins said. Dog sex cases are unusual, but not unheard of, according to the sheriff. ‘I’ve heard of it before,’ he said. ‘It’s obvious it’s been heard of, there’s general statutes that cover it. It used to be sheep, mainly. It’s twisted.’” —Dunn Daily Record (US)

The interesting part of this story is less the act of sexual perversity itself than its consequences for Mr. Solares’ marriage. Imagine you find a videotape of your spouse doing something illicit and, to you, repugnant. If you love him, really love him, do you call the cops? Of course not. You confront him with the tape. You have a big cry-fest. You urge him to seek help — and you live in fear that his therapist will babble about the dog fucker at drunken parties, because the last thing in the world that you want your neighbors to know is that your husband has been having an affair with his Labrador.

Consequently, because the wife turned her own husband over to the cops, it’s difficult not to presume that she wasn’t exactly thrilled by her marriage anyway. The tape became a perfect excuse to get out of the marriage while holding her head high. And maybe you can’t blame her for being unhappy in her marriage, because consider what her husband must have thought of her. He’d rather stup his dog than his wife. Jail sentence for “crimes against nature” aside, Mr. Solares is probably glad to be rid of the stoolpigeon wife who ratted on him to the cops.

In sum, the most salient point about this whole story is not the videotape but the simple words that conclude the tale: “Mr. Solares and his wife are now separated, the sheriff said.”

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